last night i went to a whale party and they were playing moby dick on the wall and everyone was talking about melville and this guy was wearing a blue jump suit that said property of the us on the back and i drank lots of beers and then someone brought me rum and a guy from work played guitar for everyone and then held both my hands and danced crazy dances with me and then walked me all the way home before he skated away down the centre of the road at 4:40am to get a cab home












