Stuff I said while sick
Me: You think Iggy knows how to make the nuggets from Chick Flia?
Prompto: Maybe?
Me: I bet he does. Think he'll do it if I ask?
Prompto: Maybe?
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Noctis: I'm an emotionally distraught mess right now!
Ignis: You're always an emotionally distraught mess.
Gladiolus: I'm surprised you used distraught correctly.
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Prompto: *walks in the room to find Noctis on the floor* Dude tell me you're just sleeping.
Noctis: My pants are off, what do you think? Shut the blinds and give me a blanket.
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Noctis: Just blanket me, Ignis.
Ignis: *sigh* Fine.
Noctis: *kicking it off* No, I'm too hot!
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Prompto: How will me dancing make you feel better?
Noctis: Oh it won't, but it pleases me.
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Prompto: I'm gonna go take a nap in the shower.
Ignis: No, the hell you're not!
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Prompto: Dude, how did you swaddle yourself?
Noctis: A lot of determination.
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Noctis: This soup has carrots in it, I'm sick not stupid Ignis!
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Me: Do you think King Regis knows he's a good Father? I need to tell him that. Mr. Amicitia too, oh and Cor!
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Noctis: Put on Netflix and let me be gross in peace!
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Gladiolus: You are aware that you're in a heated blanket, with a fan on you.
Noctis: I'm hot, than I'm cold, I'm yes than I'm no.
Gladiolus: Are you quoting pop songs now?
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Gladiolus: Add blankets to things I have fought and lost against to the list.
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Me: You know who's fault this is...Ardyn.
Ignis: It's Chancelor Ardyn's fault you're sick?
Me: Pretty freakin much, I mean why else would I sick?
Ignis:...all right okay...
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Gladiolus: Any reason she's curled around a frozen water bottle, like it's her best friend?
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Ignis: You're telling me you have lived off of sherbet, water, and Popsicle for a week? How are you still standing?
Me: I'll have you know, I fainted twice.
Ignis: Is that suppose to make me feel better?
Me: No, I just wanted you to know how my day went.
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Me: I think I feel better.
Gladiolus: Would be more believable if you weren't laying face down in your pillow, trying to drink water.
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Noctis: You got packages!
Me: Really, cool. Sometimes when I get sick I order stuff offline.
Ignis: Wouldn't that be dangerous?
Me: Nah, it's normally stuff I need anyway.
Prompto: So what did you order?
Me: 18 Kawaii Pens, a stuff pineapple, a stuff watermelon, and an external hard drive.
Gladiolus: Only one of those things sounds reasonable.