#incorrect ffxv

[xiiiwayfinders]

Prompto: I don't like bugs. Gladio, are you even listening to me?

Gladio: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.

Prompto, at Ignis: MOOOOOM!

[cat-a-boo]

Noctis: I don't use pet names for Prompto

Ignis: What do bees make?

Noctis: Honey?

Prompto: Yeah?

Ignis: Don't you dare lie to my face ever again

[puddingcatbeans]

noctis: my first fiancee turned into the logo nyx: that's rough buddy

[incorrect-is-correct]

Noctis: We need to distract these guys

Prompto: Leave it to me!

Prompto: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Clarus, Ignis, and Regis: *Immediately begin arguing*

Cor: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: Did you just put salt in that.

Ignis: Perhaps.

Cloud:

Ignis:

Cloud: Do you need me to read it too you?

Ignis:

Ignis: [Dejectedly] Please.

[ff15trashgoldenslumbers]

It’s Final Fantasy XV’s anniversary and because I can’t draw the guys worth a damn, A COLLECTION OF INNCORRECT QUOTES.

I’ve been saving them... ˶⚈Ɛ⚈˵

Noctis: Mediocrity takes a while sometimes

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Ignis: Would you like something to drink

Gladiolus: What do you have?

Ignis: It’s a yes or no question

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Prompto: I won’t pretend to know

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Noctis: I just had a burst of energy and I think it was my last hurrah before my body just shuts down

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Prompto: People could fall! I just fell!! 

Noctis: Yeah you fell down and go boom.

Prompto: If I wasn’t so pissed I’d be laughing

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Ignis: What are you doing? 

Prompto: Hugging you. What did you think?

Ignis: I thought you were attacking me but very gently. 

Prompto: To be fair this is how I would attack you.

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Random Royal: Did it hurt?

 Noctis: Yes...

Random Royal: But I didn’t finish.

Noctis:  I am self destructive, clumsy and took in a shit ton of power. Everything. Hurts. ALL THE TIME!

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Ravus: Ignoring you is always a personal choice for me

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Gladiolus: You should treat the spider how you wanna be treated

Noctis and Prompto: Killed without hesitation

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Aunt Aveitas: Get that shit off ya body it’s embarrassing

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Lunafreya: They looked sort of terrified!

Ravus turning to Noctis:  That’s just his face.

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Lunafreya: I have so much dress under this dress have a layer you know what have like two

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Noctis: Can’t disappoint a picture

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Prompto: I gotta lay down I’m just so happy!

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Ignis: It’s like you wake up everyday and choice violence.

Gladiolus: I do.

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Prompto: I promise you that no matter what I will always be the dumb bitch you need. I promise on my life.

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Noctis about to open a tomb: How do I know it’s not full of spiders!? 

Gladiolus: It could be full of anything.

Noctis: Like spiders! Fuck that noise!

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Gladiolus: No I’m gonna carry you like a duffel bag cuz you don’t know how to act.

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Ignis: You look like you smell like pennies

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Ignis: Is that blood!! On your head!! Is that head blood!!!

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Noctis: Did you hear that? 

Prompto: No.

Noctis: Are you lying?

Prompto: Yeah oh my god what was that!? I’m horrified, I wanna cry!

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Ignis: There were nine ways to do this and you picked the worst one

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Gladiolus: It’s very important to me that you realize that you’re attempting to divide an almond

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Ignis: Why are you on fire! Again?!

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Iris: You come into my house! Disrespect my mints! And expect forgiveness!?

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Prompto: We don’t even know a sport.

Ignis: Sports, with an “S” it’s a pural.

Noctis: Oh gods there’s more than one!

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Gladiolus: You’d think it been fun and delicious but it’s like a fruit cake. Horrible on all levels, including physical

[quillfulwriter]

Prompto: Gosh, I hope he thinks I'm cool

Noctis: Who?

Prompto: The dog on the other side of the road

[tonberryciel]

-Noctis Lucis Caelum