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Captain.

stillyourcaptain started following you

Hey there, Cap.

I think we broke Cap

Toni: "Cap! *smack* *saunters off*"

Cap: 'GAH! [Turns around with a glare.] TONI!'

Toni: "MY HAND SLIPPED!"

Clara: compulsive liar

Cap: 'Bullshit!'

Toni: Please Clara, you made me bet you $20 that you wouldn't motorboat her later.

Toni: just so you could prove me wrong.

Cap: djkfhsdf

Clara: Can't help it.

Cap: stayAWAYFROMMYCHEST

Toni: But it's glorious

Cap: STAYAWAY

Toni's reaction to Jim telling her he gave Stephanie his number

soundsexhausting: butshe'sdumbandcan'tevenworkaphonerhodeyshe'sallperkyandhappyallthetime|:

I guess er, confess?

It's a tie between your mouth and legs.

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{ Well… Maybe. Or maybe it’s because you’re sexy.

[I like that reasoning better.]

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