#stinky-gunslinger

[stinky-gunslinger]

Kissing tall people

Y/n: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Kakyoin: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Joseph: Tackle him.

Polnareff: Dump him and date me.

Avdol: Kick him in the shin.

Jotaro: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

(I wasn't the one who came up with this, just saw it online and changed the names)

[jojolovenotes]

Sadly I didn't see this on your birthday, but here you go!

Hope you had a wonderful day!

No worries! haha thank you so much for thinking of me!! :P I did, thank you very much!! 

[stinky-gunslinger]

Knives

Avdol: Why would you give a knife to a child???

Joseph: Y/n felt unsafe

Avdol: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Joseph: I'm sorry...

Joseph: ...would you like a knife?

-Meanwhile-

Y/n: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve

Kakyoin: I think you mean cards?

Jotaro: She did not.

Y/n: *pulling out knives* I did not.

[stinky-gunslinger]

Applebee's

Y/n: Hi, welcome to Applebee's, would you like apples or bees?

Polnareff: B-bees?

Y/n: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Polnareff: W-wait

Kakyoin: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Polnareff: WAIT-

(I wasn't the one who came up with this, just saw it online and changed the names)

[stinky-gunslinger]

The final battle

Joseph: *one arm around Jotaro's shoulder* Jotaro is at that very special age when a boy only has one thing on his mind.

Dio: Girls?

Joseph: Homicide

Jotaro: *smiles at Dio*

(I wasn't the one who came up with this, just saw it online and changed the names)

[stinky-gunslinger]

SPOILER FOR STARDUST CRUSADERS WARNING

Mista was right about 4-

Kakyoin died because he was the 4th to join them, Dio died because it was the 4th year since his return, and Iggy and Avdol died because it was the 44th episode of SDC.

I-

Slflsnsksplamendkalkenf

Why do I always have to get hit with huge realizations at the weirdest moments

[stinky-gunslinger]

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!

This is what I've been working on for the past few days :)

I've started on a Kakyoin one too :D

[stinky-gunslinger]

Tarot

Polnareff: *holding a deck of cards* Who wants a tarot reading?

Avdol: Those are Pokémon cards, not tarot cards.

Polnareff: *holding a card* You got Bidoorf! That means fuck you!

Avdol: *sighs* How did I get stuck baby sitting him again?

Y/n: *Sitting in the corner with a jar of mayonnaise* Don't forget I'm here too.

Avdol: Fine, how did I get stuck baby sitting these idiots?