How The Zodiac Signs FART~
Aries: don't fart too hard or you'll poop
Taurus: a build up of a bunch of fat farts you've been holding in all day and when you're finally alone at the end of the day you let them all out and it stinks
Gemini: the fart thats very long and high pitched and it makes your buttcheeks jiggle
Cancer: that fart that you get when your butt already stinks so you dont wanna let it out and make your butt stink more but the fart gets uncomfortable in your butt so you let it out of your butthole and it makes your butt even more stinky because you let out the fart like the horny thicc devil you are~
Leo: the fart that feels big while its in your butt but once it comes out its small
Virgo: im currently under your chair up close to your butt sniffing your farts~
Libra: that fart that makes your buttcheeks jiggle and wobble
Scorpio: that fart you let out under the covers when no one's watching, but don't be fooled, your bedsheets are watching~
Sagittarius: when you think you have to poop and when you sit your butt on the toliet and push its only a fart~
Capricorn: the farts you let out while walking down the street, each time you take a step a fart comes out of your sexy butt
Aquarius: the fart you let out and it stinks so you get under the covers and put your nose right up to your butt and sniff because your curious of how stinky it would smell and it turns out not only your fart stinks but your big butt stinks too~
Pisces: that fart you get in public and you decide to hold it in but it sneaks out of your butt~
