#stitchjoint

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*in what if it was purple voice*

what if stitchjoint had a wigggg

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Hello Stitchjoint! How have things been going lately? Any interesting stories from the whole spider-man-ing thing?

its been good! gotten much more used to my powers, from seeing things through multiple spiders perspectives to controlling a whole mass of them. quite confusing on the brain at first, theres so many extra things to manage. i wonder if my brain has physically mutated to cope...

as for spiderman business, i've mostly been on the down low. no fancy suit, just a few spiders waiting to strike. people cant really fight back against it :)

buuuuut i have started pulling the outfit out! get a load of spiders in there and pilot it while im still in my apartment- no way jose am i letting myself be beat up, yaknow? it's mostly for fun, flying through the city with super jumps and a light weight, but if trouble arises it's HILARIOUS to watch people shit their pants as a swarm of spiders jumps them.

...i think somebody did actually piss their pants once, but i couldn't smell it thank goodness.