Matty and Niki
the shipping meme
Who cooks: Matty. Best mom ever, grade A+ I shit you not.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Since Matthew’s already in charge of the culinary, Niki would have to do the other chores. But since he’s such a hopeless housewive, Matthew would help him with them. He would probably end up doing everything anyway since, really Niki isn’t just the domestic housewife type
How many children do they have: Probably 3. Matthew likes children and Nikolai’s anxious with kids since he’s an only child and he isn’t used to having kids around. But they’ll get to it.
Who’s more dominate: Matthew. But. Niki can do erotic stuffs in bed to; things you don’t know about Nikolai.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Taking a bath together. Probably cuddling too because Niki just like them affections.
Their favorite place to be together: The groceries store. Matthew likes to do the shopping and Niki likes to follow him and pick up his favorite food. Niki would sit in the trolley cart while Matthew pushes him. Yeah they have no shame
Any traditions: They take turns doing the dishes and if both got home early they would watch a movie together. Niki would fall asleep the first hour through the movie on Matthew’s lap. He doesn’t have that much of an attention span
Their “song”: Cuddle Fuddle - Passion Pit
What they do for each other on holidays: Nikolai would have an attempt at doing sweet stuffs like baking since Matthew just like eating sweets. But he would fail because 0 domestic skills and end up crying. Matthew comes home and comforts him
Where did they go for their honeymoon: To everywhere! He would bring Matthew to Prague because he loves the city there. But Matthew would insist on Vegas.
Where did they first meet: At their current loft. Matthew putting up ads for a room mate and Niki was dumb enough to go see it. Eventually, they’re currently room mates; 8 months and still counting
Any pets: No /sigh/ Niki’s been wanting a puppy since forever but he still isn’t getting one
What do they fight over: Everything. Niki would throw hissy fits on everything that doesn’t go his way, even the pictures of Matthew’s ass on their wall
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Probably back to their homes. Matthew would smuggle Niki back to German and meet up with his siblings and Niki would do the same. Though his father would be skeptical over this ship, his mother would be proud over him to find himself such a handsome man














