Nick, sits down and points at ridiculous hat: Check it out.
Caleb: THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS HAT I'VE EVER SEEN!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stone, walking by, sarcastically: Nice hat.
Caleb: HEY THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND AND THAT HAT IS AWESOME!
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Nick, sits down and points at ridiculous hat: Check it out.
Caleb: THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS HAT I'VE EVER SEEN!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stone, walking by, sarcastically: Nice hat.
Caleb: HEY THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND AND THAT HAT IS AWESOME!
Stone: I know who you are.
Nick: I see my reputation as a mastermind and entrepreneur proceeds me.
Stone: I do hope you are using the term "mastermind" as a form of comedy joke. Your arrest record is extensive...and amateur.
Nick: You challenge one teen pop star to a drag race in Florida and suddenly everybody's talking to--AMATEUR?! I killed a man with a speak-and-spell once!
Stone: As I said, amateur. And the fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanity. AND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CANNOT PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH A BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTIONS BAFFLES THE MIND. I HAVE DEVOTED PAGES OF MY DREAM JOURNAL TO THEORIES AND SPECULATIONS ON THE STATISTICAL IM--