#stoned.txt

[my-little-strawberry]

stoner age regressors where are you

i swear that smoking pot just makes me regress so much easier and its wonderful

the high just makes you truly be a kid

[absurdmoth]

i was high in my room n had my shit everywhere and my mom came in like “hello:)” and i had all these weed on my bed and i didn’t know how to react so i did this pterodactyl screech like “nnnnnYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHCCHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAAAAAaaAaAaaHHH” while covering everything with my body and she just left

[rolledandsmoked]

wroted some yuriu!!!!!stonemd

[rolledandsmoked]

canada day fucking sucks stupid genocide holiday

[absurdmoth]

my sister has been talking to me for like the last hour and all i’ve said in response is “wig” and “gay rights”

[absurdmoth]

uh so apparently it’s “i walk along the avenue” not “i walk a lonley avenue” in i ran (so far away)

[absurdmoth]

chiqiuitita didn’t have to go that hard but she did

[absurdmoth]

nothing in this world has ever affected me the way the first 40 seconds of gimme!gimme!gimme! has