#stonelerr

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Entre STOP holding it in that doesn't do anything!

[straycalamities]

i love him ur honor

[insomnia-ler]

Take an ambien, lad.

With all the meds I’m on now, this is about as mellow as I get.

[stonelerr]

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[monsterler]

Please crush me in your embrace

Seriously? But, why?? It would hurt?!?

[reverse-stork]

I would love nothing more than for you to scoop out my eyes and put them in a frozen tea like boba. Please, send me into a hurdling path to Enlightenment by taking away my senses so I can fight God.

Tastes like what I imagine an Alicia Keys concert smells like.

[squid-ler]

Did you eat it? Your finger? (´･ω･`)

No! Proud of myself.

[glasgowonce-ler]

I gotta question. What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

“.... No dear friend, tell me the difference between an alligator and a crocodile”