#stoner dad

[yourethecoolestpersonhere]

Mom Lexi and Dad Fez will never not make me beam with joy. Omg

[titsandweeed]

[titsandweeed]

[haytedanger]

My kids think im feeding them chicken but im actually feeding them fish 🐟 😂😂😂

[gothweebgf]

Dad: idk about that butternut squash but I'm baked.

Mom: but it's not Sunday, what happened to only getting high on sundays?

Me: I thought that went out the window when he tried to fight a guy in the taco bell parking lot

Dad: yeah, I gotta get high so I dont hit someone with a burrito

[stonedpool]

You know I really want to be a dad. And not like thinking far into the future either. Like I'd gladly be a dad in the next two years. But that's just me.

[nerdqueenmari]

happy birthday to stoner dad

[therobosteph]

My dad just came in my room to tell me he's leaving cookies for me if I get the munchies.