#stoner lena

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i think we should bring back stoner lena au nothing has been as funny since

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So while I can totally see stoner Lena, I don't think it fits into canon, but definitely in an AU perhaps? That being said, I'm totally here for wine-o Lena. I could go on for years about it. -distraction anon P.s. how was your day? P.p.s. my migraine is gone and I slept maybe 9-10 hours last night!

agreed. it’d have to fit my personal version of canon Lena. she’s a little bit harder, punkier, complete out and proud lesbian. I think the version I have in my head of her is a mix of canon Lena, the Lena from my story “Make a Heaven of Hell” and the Lena @jazzfordshire created for “Lena and the Worldkillers”. With Katie Mcgrath’s portrayal of Gloria in The Throwaways. HOT

I’m personally not for wine-o Lena for personal reasons. :\

My day was not great, but I’m taking care of myself. Ended the night with some ODAAT with a few pals, so that was nice. Today is going to be rough, but end well, hopefully, too. 

I’m so glad your migraine is gone! sleeping that long sounds wonderful!! How was your week? big plans for this weekend?

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When I was younger I had pretty bad anemia and had to eat kale, spinach, pumpkin seeds everyday because they are all high in iron but I hated it cause they all taste icky when eating it every day!! 😭 Now I use another type of leafy greens to get healthy 👌fav sativa Durban poison!!

tha best of the leafy greens might i add

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So, tell us more about stoner scientist Lena. I’m normally not really into stoner Lena (just not my thing, personal preference, idk) but please tell us everything. (And (ab)use the situation to get more distraction!)

Omg, okay, so I headcanon Lena has a huge fucking stoner. She would legit just smoke in her private lab at LuthorCorp Metropolis because her brother ran the company so she can do whatever she wants.

The balcony was added so Lena would have a semi private place in her office she could blaze. Jess noticed the smell on the first day Lena stayed late at LCorp. She planned with Lena to add the balcony and have part of it be conveniently hidden from on-lookers and the security system. Lena uses this to her advantage when Supergirl drops by on occasion.

Lena really likes messing with the properties in weed, too. She loves to bake with it, coming up with a myriad of cannabis concoctions. Kara gets used to this when they eventually move in together. Lena turns her focus to finding a strain that could even work well with Kara’s Kryptonian biology. She thinks Kara would like all the positives of marijuana that she gets.

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Lena be smoking dat devils coriander 24/7 bitch

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If Katie is an Irish potato...

Then Lena is Irish potato bake haha 420 blaze it