[segamascott]

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[depsidase]

[yeehawlw]

Incorrect Supergirl quotes 19/?

[loveforblackpeople]

[captain-price-returns]

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[merinnan]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[appendingfic]

"Society needs to extract all wealth from the next generation and then expect them to create enough replacement workers so they can do the same thing-"

you're describing a pyramid scheme

[yellew]

[connorwyndham]

MODERN FAMILY (2009–2020) 1X02 « The Bicycle Thief »

[eaton-courtney]

courtney x parachute

ph lauren withrow

[barillapasta]

me watching men’s soccer players writhe and scream on the ground over an injury i would’ve ignored for three days before even considering googling whether it warranted driving myself to urgent care

[depsidase]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[wiionme]