The Psychedelic Spider-Jane
a.k.a Mary-Jane the Stoner-Spider
______________________________________________ (This started as a joke then it started being Not A Joke lol)
Mary-Jane Watson of Earth-42069 is Stoner Spider! A green-thumbed, bud-blowing, tree-hugging web-head.
Bitten by a radioactive spider while smoking weed with her friends after Woodstock '69, Mary-Jane is a hippie through and through.
She’s a Mary-Jane that loves her mary-jane.
Other stuff:
She's an advanced biology major and an anti-Vietnamese War activist
Mixed Afro-Brazilian and White Irish
Habitual and unstoppable lighter thief
Plays synths and key-tar
Bffs with her Peter - hates when Spider-Peters call her MJ
Organic webbing, GMO free (lol)
Her hair covers her eyes 95% of the time - she autistic so it helps with the sound and light sensitivity
but it makes it hard to tell if shes listening or awake
She smells like freshly cut grass
Hates the government and the military with her entire being
Here to make peace, not war ; Loves all animals
Hits the blunt again if you take too long