#stonerthoughts

[naughtyhornyconfessions330033]

Nighttime stoner thoughts & anxiety's....

The amount of guys/girls I've had sexual encounters with is in to the thousands (a friend & me roughly worked it out one night) I don't remember names/faces, I do remember some of the cars though 🤣 My problem being, now I work in a busy little food shop, what if some of that thousands come in for lunch....... What if they remember my face....... It really scares the shit outta me tbh, its not like they can just blurt out, "oh hey, you that hooker that used to work the shore? You once sucked my cock...." is it..... But I think about it at work sometimes, maybe a guy gives me a look, maybe he's flirting..... Maybe he knows who I once was.......

[anitabonghit420]

One of the hardest things about being an alt chick is getting your choker caught on your earrings, lip rings, or nose rings while trying to take it off. 😒

[iamverysadallthetime]

The first time I read a post about Elliott Page coming out, I was so confused because I thought that was his name. I was struggling to remember his previous name.

[thesupersarcasticstoner]

We have a pretty dope ashtray (pun intended)

[mystickinds]

Bro what if we enter sleep paralysis one day at random BUT you are conscious and putting that said action/thought into a loop until you wake up

Ex. What if this happens to me right now. I would just be typing an endless story to you.

Or , you could be on the toilet, yikes!

Or ,there could be worse things

What would that moment be with you? Will it be whatever you were doing before reading this, or your last thought or a past memory??.

Tell me, what would that be?

Which that thing will of course become a loop for 10 hours while the paralysis demon sings you a song in a Barney costume

[nadinesawalhapoetry]

Our future selves don’t exist yet. How remarkable is it to know that we’ll meet ourselves one day by looking back to THIS very moment and suddenly be dumbfounded how it all transpired. Life has a funny way of folding into itself creating something new quite often and I can’t wait to see who I become after collapsing into myself.

Nadine Sawalha

[wicked-surf]

WeedisGood.com Rise and Shine It’s Marijuana Time!

[blueapplesiren]

When a Selkie becomes a Navy Seal, they have double seal power. Seal^2