#stop amy

[deerest-molly]

Q: Why do you think you were cast to play this emotion? A: My dad is Gary Pixar.

Amy Poehler (x)

[greenlght]

It should be a rule that my friends aren't allowed to look at my old embarrassing posts

[herecho]

x

[winchesterwithatardis-blog]

i have a good idea guy

im going to drink two pots of coffee at 5:30 am before ive even gone to bed

this is clearly an intelligent thing to do ok 

[drbutts]

Guys if you can't read Vriska's smalltext, here's a simple translation.

Vriska: What the fuck did you just fucking say a8out me, you little 8itch? I'll have you know I gradu8d top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've 8een involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me 8ut just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never 8een seen 8efore on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is 8eing traced right now so you 8etter prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can 8e anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my 8are hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed com8at, 8ut I have access to the entire arsenal of the United St8s Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your misera8le ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retri8ution your little "clever" comment was a8out to 8ring down upon you, may8e you would have held your fucking tongue. 8ut you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.