10 NOTES TO SELF
1) Remember to eat, go to the bathroom, walk the dog, and sleep when researching, writing, and goofing around the interwebs 2) Skippy Peanut Butter is not always your friend. Banana Nut muffins, however, have your back. 3) Drink a glass of water for every 300 cups of coffee 4) One word: eyestrain 5) Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing Stop obsessing 6) Because you're blurry with fatigue, you might not notice that your superintendent doesn't think your saying "My sink better be fixed before I cut a bitch!' is funny. 7) In hot weather, only wear panties made of breathable fabric. Don't worry about bras, you're used to having sweaty breasts. 8) Stepping in cat barf is not the end of the world. 9) Showers add to general approach-ability. 10) Don't tell the guy on the park bench across the street, "I keep forgetting to trim my nose hair." He doesn't care. Really.
