#stop reading them

[harryforvogue]

making this masterlist but goddamn i hate every single one of these blurbs KJSDHFKJ

[delirious-mistaakes]

@whtvrmadi is my wife and she told me to post these

[exoterrestrial-fantasies]

'calm down hoe' If I may object in your own words

Excuse me. Get out of my tags. >___<

[wwanheda]

WOAH WOAHHHH OKAY GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULDNT BE IN LOVE WITH MYSELF WHEN YOU CLEARLY ARE

WHEN THE H E C K DID I SAY I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU EXCUSE ME I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT STOP READING MY TAGS OK THANK

[doorstoplord]

I see people favoriting my old fan fictions.

Why.

[amethystandcats]

YOU GUYS WERENT SUPPOSED TO READ THE TAGS 

[brave-sr-robbin-blog-blog]

Just had a really good workout, my arms are staying at a constant 120 degree angle, some hot chick was staring at me basically the whole time with no subtlety at all, that may just mean that I'm retarded and she kept looking at me and thinking what the fuck. If you think I'm an up myself prick for this then go die, I'm sick of being the fat kid and I'm doing something about it.

[pashion]

your little diaries tho ;) cutie

oMfG MAx