Thalia and Bianca finding nico at mcdonalds and embarrassing him in public nerd (u might add some solangelo *wink wink*)
hey i waited a while before finishing this but its here and its queer i got u
this isn’t long but just know the part i didn’t write involves nico being slightly grossed out after watching thalia devour twelve cheeseburgers and will being actually pretty impressed by it
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Cheeseburgers.
Mmmm.
Thalia didn’t think. She grabbed Bianca and pulled her close, navigating their way through the door. She didn’t realize she was actually carrying Bianca about two inches off the ground the whole time. She walked them quickly over to the counter, never pausing in her pursuit even though Bianca struggled and grumbled, “Stop grunting ’cheeseburgers’, you caveman.”
Finally, when they were at the register, Thalia plopped Bianca back onto her feet and pretended to flinch when Bianca swatted her shoulder. Her girlfriend had a huge Napoleon complex and it was always nice to make her feel bigger than she was.
"You don’t know your own strength!" Thalia boomed dramatically.
"It’s not too late to have a couch moved into our tent, you know."
The girl behind the counter smiled. “Hi, how may I serve you?”
"Twelve cheeseburgers and a small drink."
"Oh, you buying for a lot of people? Game day celebration?"
"No," Thalia admitted. "Just me." She turned her attention to Bianca. "What for you, my precious little pint-sized—unf!”
"What do you have in the way of salads?" Bianca asked, ignoring the girl’s wide-eyed look as she watched Thalia hunched over, grasping her sore—but still totally ripped, B—abdomen. “Anything with chicken?”
"Crispy or grilled?"
Is that even a question?
"Grilled," Thalia answered for her. "And can you throw in like two of the ranch? She really loves ranch."
"Sure thing, sweetheart," the girl flirted, handing her the small cup for the drink she ordered. "Can I get you anything else? Like seven digits?"
Thalia laughed easily, not reaching out for the drink. She knew better.
Bianca huffed loudly, reaching out for the cup herself. She handed it to Thalia.
"Sprite, please," she said, pointedly standing up on her toes. Thalia met her have way for a cheek kiss. "You’ll find us a seat?"
Thalia nodded, holding back her smile. Great gods above, Bianca was such a little cutie, with her neat little braid and her random freckles and her big brown eyes.
She sighed happily as she walked over to the drink machine. She dutifully filled the cup up, taking great pride in the fact that she was getting something for the most important princess in her life.
"Thalia!"
Will? Holy shit.
"It’s been awhile," she acknowledged, walking up to him. He was seated in a booth near the door. "The Hunters decided to take a little detour for some lunch."
"Oh, that’s nice, man," he offered weakly, looking nervous for some odd reason. Will was never nervous. "Well, I guess I’ll be seeing you."
Why was he in such a rush to stop talking to her? They used to be pretty close. Could he be in some kind of trouble or—?
Thalia smirked with realization. “Someone’s on a date.”
"Dude, get out of here!"
"Nico?"
That was Bianca’s voice from behind her.
Wait.
Nico?
Thalia chuckled, using her ass to push Will against the wall of the booth. “Bianca, baby, sit down. I think Will and Nico have something to tell us.”
"Oh, gods," Nico moaned, mortified.
"You’re on a date?" Bianca asked in surprise. "Nico, why didn’t you tell me you had a boyfriend?"
"Aw, he was just nervous," Thalia soothed. "Double date?"
"Definitely not.”
"Your little bro’s kind of a killjoy, babe." Thalia eyed Will’s food. "You gonna eat that?"