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[isaidquirky]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYYYY <3333

thank youuuu. i hope the cats supervised this message <3

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Domino is in a tax-related jam. Wade and Cable get married and neither of them remember it.

Lucky Domino. Unlucky love-sick Cable.

Cover art for @stopthatimp’s amazing Deadpool fic “He Just Makes Fuck Ups”.  @stopthatimp writes incredible, moving, funny, sexy stories, and is overall one of the best authors I had the pleasure to read - you should absolutely go check this fic out! This was the first fic of theirs I ever read, I can’t recommend it enough!

Read it here on AO3!

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Any buffy/faith fic recs?

YES yes always yes

1) Just A Counterfeit James Dean by impertinence (@stopthatimp)

i’ll talk about this fic until the cows come home! i’d die for this fic! it has all the shit i like, aka post-canon buffy/faith aka older slayers living their best lives aka accidental parents (kind of!) aka mistaken-for-dating !!! i read this story a couple times a year and while i have to admit that some parts of it lag a bit all in all it’s a delight and a joy to read and a really fantastic fic. great writing great chemistry fully believable.

Fic Summary: “Buffy and Faith are living it up in Cleveland, over thirty and regularly trying to convince their neighbors they're really just roommates, not "roommates", no matter what Faith wants. Of course, then things get all fucked up, complete with an apocalypse.”

57k words. Complete. Rating: E

2) even death is a shadow of forgetting by redcheekdays

don’t talk to me about this fic i’ll be curled up in a ball rereading it until the day i die. an alternate-universe season 6 fic that does what season 6 of buffy should have done (but didn’t have the guts to do!) aka what if, just what if, when buffy died someone BOTHERED to tell the one remaining slayer? this is an angsty story with a lot of Drama and a lot of Pining but it’s incredible and so so so worth it. read immediately.

Fic Summary: “A retelling of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 6, wherein someone bothers to tell Faith that Buffy died.”

25k words. Complete. Rating: T

3) Aeipathy by aliceinwonderbra

a quick read for sure, but full of romance and sweet moments. buffy & faith getting together post-canon. not too heavy on the plot, some decent smut, a nice finishing bow on the series if you like happy endings without drama.

Fic Summary: “‘When Angel came to give me the amulet, we talked a little,’ Buffy says, ‘about the future. About our relationship.’

‘I guess his arm isn’t tired yet from carrying that torch,’ Faith mutters darkly.

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They saved the world. Again. Buffy starts thinking about what comes next. Set immediately post-Chosen. 

14k words. Complete. Rating: E

4) Contrition by AeschylusRex (@aeschylusrex)

i fuck hardcore with this fic. it’s got a great and engaging plot that stands alone outside of the romance, but the romance is tied so nicely into the story as well. it is angsty but ultimately has a happy and satisfying ending. a few loose ends that aren’t tied up, but that’s not to the detriment of an otherwise strong story. the character relationships really shine here. there’s angst & misunderstandings & romance galore.

Fic Summary: “Buffy is sick, five young slayers are dead, and fanatical vampires roam the frozen streets of Cleveland. With his troops stretched thin, Giles is forced to call in reinforcements, but Buffy isn't particularly happy to see her old rival state-side again.”

40k words. Complete. Rating: M

5) Imperfections by The_Eclectic_Bookworm (@jenny-calendar)

i have to admit i have NOT finished this fic!! it is very long pls don’t hate me. but it’s also GREAT. it’s a season 3 AU Giles/Jenny fic (we love Jenny Calendar!) that does an absolutely excellent service to both of those characters, particularly Jenny. the Faith/Buffy relationship takes a secondary role but it’s prominent throughout. this story deals a lot with twisting and reshaping canon in a fascinating and genuinely exciting and clever way. the Faith & Jenny relationship is exquisite and makes my heart hurt for the potential we lost. i haven’t finished it but i’ve really enjoyed everything i’ve read of it so it’s going on this rec list anyway :)

Fic Summary: “‘Cool,’ said Faith. ‘So you’re a witch?’

‘Technopagan is the term,’ said Ms. Calendar, and shared a smile with Giles, as though they were sharing some kind of joke that Faith wasn’t in on. Judging by the looks on the other faces in the room, though, no one else was either, so that made Faith feel a little better. ‘I’m mostly good at practical magic.’

‘Love that movie,’ Faith quipped. Ms. Calendar gave her a newly appreciative look.

(s3 au. Jenny and Faith hit it off.)

148k words. Complete. Rating: T

[ifeelbetterer]

Sam Wilson!!!!

Realistic: Met Rhodey before anyone else in the Avengers timeline. Rhodey was involved in the Falcon development and training. They’re facebook friends. Not, like, close or anything but close enough that Rhodey used to leave smilies on Sam’s posts about his work or his niece’s cat.

Not realistic but hilarious: His mom has pictures of him in Captain America footie pajamas. She absolutely showed these pictures to Steve, Natasha, and anyone else who has stopped by looking for Sam since he’s been on the run (FBI, Homeland security, etc).

Heartcrushing: Spends his career being the last face dying soldiers see, spends his civilian life being with people in pain, follows Cap because he’s the dude who makes sure you’re not alone, and then he dies meer feet away from anyone else, utterly alone.

Fuck canon: BARBERSHOP QUARTET 4 LYFE.

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stopthatimp replied to your post: You know maybe rewatching Punished, As A Boy on a...

i’m assuming every single scene in this is your specific weird kink

YA

[allofthefeelings]

stopthatimp replied to your post “Like honestly how much of Cap3 could have been avoided if Steve and...”

on the other hand i love the image of thor just being like "wow so much drama i'm working from home this week guys"

When you think about what Thor deals with normally on Asgard, it kind of makes sense that the Civil War was the equivalent of coworkers who won’t stop bickering over who gets custody of the good office stapler to him.

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An operative from the future tells Wade that he has two options: kill himself before he has a chance to live 2000 years and become Cable's accomplice in dictatorship, or kill Cable. So now, Wade has thirty days to figure out a way to die. Unfortunately, most of his ideas involve convincing Cable to kill him. Fortunately, most of Cable's ideas for stopping him involve sex.

Cover art for @stopthatimp’s amazing Deadpool fic “Everything Dies Baby, That’s a Fact”.  @stopthatimp writes incredible, moving, funny, sexy stories, and is overall one of the best authors I had the pleasure to read - you should absolutely go check this fic out!

Be mindful of the tags though - please read them carefully before you get started on the story.

Read it here on AO3!

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A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.

Pining and scatological humor result.

Cover art for @stopthatimp’s amazing Deadpool fic “Burning Flames, or Paradise”.  @stopthatimp writes incredible, moving, funny, sexy stories, and is overall one of the best authors I had the pleasure to read - you should absolutely go check this fic out!

Read it here on AO3!