Logan being into Wade all quiet like and his pining ass having successfully navigated the Wade/Vanessa dynamic so far and everything is good now about a month into him living with Al and Wade when Cable shows up
"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable
"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable
"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable
"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable
And Logan realizes he has competition













