#storytimewithjess

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Story Time With Jess

Jess: *taking a hair quiz* Jess: Question number one! Hair type. Straight, wavy, curly, coily. I think I’m straight Jess: Jess: ...I think I’m straight...

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Story Time With Jess

*during a livestream*

Abby, reading the chat: You can’t start a livestream on time, how are you going to raise a child? Jess: Uh oh. Connor: Connor: Children don’t require you to be punctual, do they?

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Story Time With Jess

*during a livestream, reading the chat*

Jess: “Connor, you are my spirit animal,” says tasmaniansanchez Jess: “Connor, you suck,” says JonahSquares

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Story Time With Jess In The Alex Hart Universe

*montage of Alex and Becker wearing the same clothes* Becker: Since Alex moved in I’ve learnt to buy doubles when I buy clothes. Jess: Aw, so you can match? Becker: Because she steals my clothes, Jessica.

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Story Time With Jess

*recording Rex playing*

Jess: Rex, that’s a box.

*Rex drops the box, everything in it falls out*

Jess: Oh my God. That...that’s Connor’s weed, Rex.

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Story Time With Jess 7

*filming Connor and Becker arguing over which sprinkles are hundreds and which are thousands on a cake* Jess to Matt: Hit him. Matt: *slaps Becker’s backside* Becker: *faceplants into the cake* Becker: *turns round to yell at Matt and falls into a paddling pool*

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Story Time With Jess 6

*shopping for clothes for Becker*

Becker: *enters frame holding a shirt against himself* What do you think of this? Jess: That looks cute! Becker: *exits* Jess, to the camera: It’s a plain white t-shirt

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Story Time With Jess 5

*Lester looking at the camera* Lester: Do you want to live in London? Do you want to live life in the fast lane? *camera switches to the traffic jam they’re in* Lester: GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT