#stovens

[nolwamahtars]

my hatred for stovens grows every single day

[matthewcrawleylookingconstipated]

An article from a gossip website, but the commentary is right on.

Some highlights...

"It’s possible, and likely, that this is part of the marketing strategy for his movie, not wanting it to be associated with Downton for some reason. That doesn’t change the fact, however, that this is not a good look for Dan, especially in the middle of his attempt to cross over into legit star."

"When an actor refuses to talk about their past success, it simply looks ungrateful."

Oh Stovens, you always manage to embarass yourself...

[cowherderess]

Ok. Am I the only one that thinks the boy needs to eat a hamburger or something. Those legs are too skinny! And did you see the write up -"star" of the fifth estate - no longer Downton Abbey and was he a star of the fifth estate or did he appear in the fifth estate.

Yeah, I liked Dan Stevens much better when he was kinda chubby! He was… I can’t really think of a word for what I’m trying to say… he was more interesting, I guess. He was so cute and English and Cousin Matthew.

Now he’s attractive but in an entirely unremarkable way. To me he looks just like every other dude in Hollywood. He reeks of Trying Too Hard.

Also, he’s definitely not the star of “The Fifth Estate” though he does appear. I don’t think it’s a very big part—he wasn’t in the trailer and he’s like tenth-billed. And his next project after that is playing a computer in a CW show so… *shrugs*

[matthewcrawleylookingconstipated]

Did you hear about Dan Stevens playing the voice of a computer in a new CW show? Karma's a bitch.

Because the CW is where all actors go to be taken seriously. Obviously.

[nolwamahtars]

so i finally saw that graham norton episode with stovens and the part where graham showed xmas episode reaction tweets

that was hilarious but

I FEEL YOU TWITTER PEOPLE

[cowherderess]

"he doesn’t so much look like the tweedy heir to Downton as a short-tempered associate of Tony Soprano."

"Even his misbegotten, evidently dyed facial hair – wispy moustache, that dab of beard beneath lower lip known as a soul patch – somehow looks menacing."

"Carson wouldn’t have countenanced his beloved Lady Mary marrying someone capable of such vulgar errors of taste."

"Because just as they’ve got used to Stevens looking underfed and over-dyed for his latest roles"

this Daily Mail article is golden, who'd have thunk

[mydarlingmary]