#strange post

[krumpkin]

I wonder about this all the time to be honest 🤔

[l1k3andl0v3]

The fog is COMING.

[wickedwonderlandd]

N̸̢̧͚̪̺̤̝̲̘̙̬͈̐̈̓͐͗͒̐͜È̶̲̣̯̬̗͖̺͙̊̽̋͊͊͌̓̚̚͝Ě̶̟̻̤̺̞̘͕̭̻̠̮̓̓̎͂̃̏̋͌̉̚̕͜͜ͅD̵̛͙͉͓̄̒̌̽͌́̃̋͊̎̕͠ ̵̨̘̫̼̲̑͌̋̀͜͝Ÿ̷̨̨̥͇͎̭̻͙́̒̾̅̿̎͂̍̆̚͝Ò̴̢̢̧͉͔̺̳̭͖̦͎̹̙̺͈̪͛ͅU̸̢̖̯͚͕͇̯̹͕͔̣̗͙͌̔̈͌̈́̒͂͠Ȑ̷̡͈̻̹̳̖̹̞̜̟̳̖̈́͋̆͗̎̈͠͝ͅͅ ̵̹̪̾̇Ḫ̷̠̥̱̬͛̂̐̋͋̄̈́̂͋̚̚͝͝͝͝ͅͅO̷̡̘͇̭̣͓͓͈̞̦̲̯̪̥̖͉͍̓̈͗̐͛̋̎̂̀͒̂Ļ̶̳̥̣̜̘̺̿̈́̾͒͊̈́̈͒̌͌̋͝Ȩ̵̺̯̙̩̱̭̖̠͌̒̃̀̊̽͒̚͠ͅͅ

Sorry I'm already committed to another eldritch horror. Merry Christmas tho! 🎄 :D

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

The villain, shocked to see that I’ve escaped from his trap: “I-impossible!!! Nobody can escape the gas that induces endless euphoria!”

Me, smirking: “It’s simple, really, I’m just so fucking depressed, the gas had no effect on me!”

Villain, looking genuinely concerned: “No wait, that’s not a good thing. Are you okay? Do you need help?”

Me, holding back tears: “No, I’m fine...also you’re going to jail.”

Villain: “Yeah, sure man, but you really need to talk with someone. I’m here if you need me, bud.”

Me: “...thank you...”

[asspiringidiot]

[camillamaecaulay]

margaret atwood said that / the desire to be loved is the last illusion / convinced me that when i give it up / i will be free / i will be prettier / happier / kinder & purer & better / in the face of adversity / told me that if i learn how / not to yearn / for others to want me; need me; possess me / i will be safe. i want to be / smooth / cold and calloused like pebbles at the bottom / of a rock pool / solitary & confined & empty, empty, empty / want to be reinvented / not filled in by those around me / not engulfed or overwhelmed or imploded / want to be light / to be light / to be light.

[suninjagomasterfan-blog]

What if pirates were lumberjacks and lumberjacks were pirates?