#strangely true

[name-doesnt-matter]

[swolbi-wan]

Fellas make sure to masturbate before making life decisions

[captain-harpo]

The letter Q is basically just a C

[runyousillydetective]

I’m sexy but you can’t have sex with me because I’m a horse.

[felderwin]

The only difference between bribery and a paycheck is consistency.

My little brother

[passagesandpages]

I think all of us are always five years old in the presence and absence of our parents.

Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

[manerexic]

The 3 Rules of wrestling.

1. What ever goes up must come down, so stay low and come up with those doubles! 2. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, so keep moving walk to the head and drive! 3. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so react quickly and go easy on the pizza, it has a bad reaction.

[blog-cdaleyoung]

"Authors are a unique breed, unlike the rest of humanity. Lydia Kang , author of CONTROL, offers a few qualities that sets them apart from the rest."

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