#strangenessinproportion

[portonroblavski]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FORGOT TO GREET YOU HERE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST FRIEND ILL LOVE YOU FOREVER <333333333334456

AAAAAAAAAAAA DON’T EVEN WORRY YOU COVERED EVERY SINGLE OTHER FORM OF SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT I HAVE

THANK YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING BEST FRIEND

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER

[portonroblavski]

I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT DILLGO PORTON AU A LOT omg imagine porter and hugo used to be childhood friends and they just know all the ways to tick each other off like hugo leaves a code at a crime scene one time and porter realizes its the same one he used to use when they were kids and it takes him a while to remember but then hes just like "'the money is in porter's hentai collecti-' HUGO"

oh my god

THIS IS SO S O GOOD

[portonroblavski]

portgo portgo portgo i love you

who’s the cuddler: 

Hugo is the cuddler (especially when he has to deal with colder weather than he’s used to). But Porter is a cuddler sometimes, too (because nothing beats being able to hold your boyfriend close and tight). These two are both cuddlers and they really try to take advantage of that as much as they can. Together, they love to enjoy the warm cuddly feel.

who makes the bed:

They had agreed on splitting this responsibility, but it’s ended up being just Hugo making the bed. Porter made the bed like three times and Hugo had to fix it each time. Porter is a disaster (his side of the room really shows it). Porter’s also really lucky he’s cute because Hugo lets him get away with that and plenty more things.

who wakes up first:

Porter wakes up first because he actually tries going to bed early in order to wake up early. Though sometimes when he wakes up super early (we’re talking like 4am), Hugo’s still awake making hot chocolate with a ton of mini marshmallows and taking a break from music. Porter makes sure to bring Hugo to bed with him so they can both sleep. In this case, Hugo ends up waking up first later on in the day and surprises Porter with kisses until he wakes up too.

who has the weird taste in music:

The weird taste in music probably goes to Porter. Though it’s probably not weird, it’s just a matter of their individual preferences. They have no problem sharing with each other any music they find, though. uvu

who is more protective:

Oh man. These two are quite protective of each other and they don’t realize it. Porter feels responsible for protecting Hugo because he’s older and he should be able to mow anyone down that tries to hurt Hugo. HOWever, Hugo isn’t quite as fragile as he appears and he’s just super protective of Porter because he is the taller one and he can also go from 0 to pissed off cat in the blink of an eye.

who sings in the shower:

Porter sings in the shower like his life depends on it and he nearly slips as he tries covering himself (cue Hugo: ‘why do you do that ? we’re dating !’) when Hugo rips back the shower curtain and asks to get in the shower with him.

who cries during movies:

Porter. Porter cries during movies because he’s the softy boyfriend that gets emotional about pretty things and sad things and things that evoke all the nostalgia in the world. Hugo cries only if the movie is really terrible he’s really critical about these things why does Porter insist on watching movies they know are going to be terrible.

who spends the most while out shopping:

This one probably goes to Porter because he doesn’t hesitate to buy something he really likes. He doesn’t even think about it for too long. This applies to any type of purchase, really. Whether it’s for him or for something he’s putting together for Hugo as a random little surprise gift. Whether it’s a vinyl record missing from Hugo’s collection, or a sweet pair of shoes he really likes, or maybe something fun for them to use in bed together, he really doesn’t think about it too long and just purchases it.

who kisses more roughly:

Hugo kisses more roughly. He kisses more passionately and hungrily. Porter was initially under the impression that he needed to be delicate and respectful when it came to kissing Hugo, but that went right out the window as soon as they actually did kiss. Porter didn’t expect the fists tugging at his shirt, pulling him forward, nor did he expect the fearlessness and confidence from the lips on his. Even still, it surprises Porter a lot when Hugo kisses him with the same fervor.

who is more dominate:

Oh myyyy g od. This is a thing that is progressively harder to determine. Porter is the more dominant one sometimes. Only sometimes, and when Hugo has no problem with it. However, a lot of the time, Hugo feels much better knowing he’s in control regardless of his position. Sometimes he just has to take control because Porter is somehow still convinced that Hugo is fragile and refuses to go too hard or too quick. Hugo knows the solution there is to turn things around and ride Porter like there’s no tomorrow. And then there’s times when Hugo really gets to have his fun and Porter’s suddenly the one burying his blushing face into the pillow or comforter and really begging and asking for Hugo to go harder.

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 

My rating here has to be a 10 because come on it’s portgo.

[portonroblavski]

DILLPORT

whY DILLPORT

WHY THIS

who’s the cuddler: 

Oh man they’re both cuddlers. Dillon is so fond of cuddling he’s a-okay with it happening and he’s so unashamed. Porter tries to fuckign deny that he’s a cuddler but just wait for him to fall asleep near Dillon or wait for them to watch movies (especially scary ones bc Porter is a big chicken).

who makes the bed:

They just don’t make the bed a lot of the time. They agreed they would switch off b ut they just do not ever end up sticking to that. If anything, it ends up being Porter and it’s probably only if they’re going to have visitors over omg what a couple of lazies.

who wakes up first:

Dillon usually wakes up first and it’s usually to go use the bathroom or to go get a drink of water. He goes back to sleep as soon as he gets back in bed, though. So I guess if we’re talking about actually waking up and starting their day, it’s Porter that does that. He’s up early and is usually devouring a bagel with a whole bar of cream cheese in it or slurping down a bowl of cereal and watching tv in bed when Dillon finally wakes up.

who has the weird taste in music:

You know this one is probably Porter in Dillon’s opinion, anyway. But it’s the good kind of weird. also Porter knows Dillon’s got a weird taste in music, too. It sort of depends.

who is more protective:

DILLON. DILLON IS SO PROTECTIVE OF HIS CUTE FLUFFY-HAIRED BOYFRIEND. He fuckign CALLS Porter to check up on him just to make sure he’s okay or to see how he’s doing as it is irl. Now just boost that to boyfriend level and you know exactly wha t I mean here. Don’t get me wrong porter is so protective of Dillon too. But Dillon is a whole other story he is just SUPER PROTECTIVE.

who sings in the shower:

BOTH OF THEM. Porter usually sings in the shower just sort of absentmindedly when he gets a little melody stuck in his head and he forgets that Dillon is around sometimes. Dillon on the other hand jsut sings any song that he gets stuck in his head and it’s usually something throwback like “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani and he’s just super off key but he doesn’t care because it’s fUN so fuck you Porter quit laughing at me.

who cries during movies:

PORTER CRIES DURING MOVIES BECAUSE HE’S A BIG FUCKING SOFTY. HE CRIES AND THEN PRETENDS HE JUST GOT A RUNNY NOSE OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN DILLON ASKS IF HE’S OKAY. AND HE PROBABLY CRIES A BIT HARDER WHEN DILLON PULLS HIM IN CLOSER AND KISSES HIS FOREHEAD AND TELLS HIM IT’S JUST A MOVIE AND PORTER’S JUST LIKE THOSE ARE STILL MY FEELINGS THAT GOT HURT BY THIS MOVIE.

who spends the most while out shopping:

Porter spends the most but it’s just on clothes and food and tasteful things he likes. He also likes to surprise Dillon with things sometimes. Probably lingerie thigns what. Dillon usually only spends good amounts of money because he likes to buy Porter presents because fuck yeah he’s going to spoil his cute boyfriend.

who kisses more roughly:

OUGH. THIS IS JSUT THE WORST THIGN TO ASK. IT REALLY JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF MOOD THEY’RE IN. Most times it’s just Dillon whose kisses are the rougher ones and that makes Porter weak in the knees because hhhhh Dillon taking control is one of his favorite things ever. But on the othe r hand, it’s a nice surprise when Porter jus t loses his patience and has to climb on top of Dillon to get those kisses he wants and he’s just really groping Dillon and sort of just leaving himself and Dillon really breathless with those kisses and this is probably one of the things they enjoy most about drinking together though they hAVE TO MAKE SURE THIS HAPPENS AT HOME OR IN PRIVATE BECAUS E PORTER HAS NO SELF CONTROL AT ALL.

who is more dominate:

AAAAHAHAHAHA FCUK. DILLON IS. Dillon is absolutely the more dominant one if we’re talking about sex here. DILLON HAS TAKEN CONTROL SINCE THE DAYS OF DRUNKEN NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX. Porter had one taste of that and things jsut have not been the same since because most times he’s just too blissed out and burying his face in whatever surface he can find because he just finds the noises he makes are too embarrassing to be heard. He just really REALLY likes that okay that’s that. BUT ALSO PORTER IS POWERBOTTOM CENTRAL HE DOESN’T NEED DILLON TO DO ALL THE WORK BECAUSE HE FINDS IT JSUT AS EASY TO JUST TURN THE TABLES. And also there’s when Porter gets to top and that’s a WHOLE OTHER STORY OH MAN DON’T GET ME STARTED BECAUSE I WILL GO ON FOREVER.

and if this was referring to personality then that’s too bad because i made it about their sex life and either way we know they both have strong personalities so personality-wise they’re equally dominant

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 

FCUK THE RATING THING IS SO HARD TO DO BUT I REALLY LOVE THIS SHIP AND HONESTLY IT’S PROBABLY A 10

[portonroblavski]

I love you!

aaaaaaa I love you too! ; 3;

[portonroblavski]

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BANANA PICTURE

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why did you have to remind me of this

i'm sorry i should be ashamed of myself omg

[portonroblavski]

i would also make you a cake shaped like a dick

yES but only if i can help and/or we make it together

[portonroblavski]

if we were dating i would tell you i love you every day except i already do that so i love you <3

we already do that a lot as it is don’t we i love you so much