Okey, how do you think ATLA "high school" AU would be like? How each character would look like as a student or teacher?
Well, I couldn’t describe how they’d look. Even when I was in high school, I was Socially Stupid and had no idea how fashion really worked. (Thankfully, the style at the time for Boys Who Didn’t Want To Get Beat Up was just t-shirts and jeans, so I could manage.) And I’ve always stumbled over how artificial it feels to try to translate the AtLA characters’ lives into a modern setting. We don’t really do child soldiers anymore in Middle Class America, so to translate it properly we have to bring gang warfare into things, and when Aang is angsting about how the Fire Mafia or the local American Triads or the FireLULz Gang killed his grandpa, it just feels weird.
However, one time I tried to lean into that artificiality and write a parody of High School AU stories. It’s about halfway done, and someday I hope to finish it.
So, here’s some quick character summaries from that story. Keep in mind that the whole thing is a parody:
(or “How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Homecoming”)
Katara Watertribe: The most popular girl in the school, thanks to being an elemental distillation of The Girl Next Door. She’s in love with the local bad boy, Jet. Her mother was murdered by the local Yakuza Crime Family, the Agnikaijuko clan.
Sokka Watertribe: The school mascot, running around the games in a Soaring Sky Bison costume. He’s not good enough to make any of the athletic teams, but he has hopes of asking out the the head cheerleader anyway. Lives in a basement apartment with his sister and Gran-Gran.
Aang: A bright boy who skipped a few grades. He’s madly in love with Katara but can’t spit it out. He writes Star Wars fanfiction and makes Toph read it, but how he types and posts it while living in a cardboard box beneath the bridge is unknown.
Toph Bei Fong: A blind classmate of Aang’s, and his only friend; her screenreading software trips over the weird prose in his fanfic. She is strangely wise and right about everything, despite her irreverent humor.
Suki Wazuki: Captain of the field hockey team. She is madly in love with Sokka, but can’t get him to realize it, as she seems to have been born in the Friend Zone.
Azula Agnikaijuko: A classmate of Katara’s, and the most accomplished student in the history of the entire school. She was born into the local Yakuza crime family, and has an unfortunate history of arson when the strain of being The Greatest starts to get to her; thankfully, her family is good at blackmailing the authorities. She will never be asked to a Homecoming Dance.
Ty Lee: Azula’s best friend, who frequently reminds her that she doesn’t like herself when she’s setting fire to things. Ty Lee also is the only student noticing that one of the teachers is a giant chicken.
Mai: Bony goth girl. When asked about her date to the Homecoming Dance, she says, “I figured I'd just go, find Zuko there, and then shove him out on the dance floor and start grinding against him until he realizes what's going on. Seems like the easiest way of doing things.”
Yue: Head cheerleader, crushed by her obligations to the social order of the school.
Zuko Agnikaijuko: Disowned first born of the Agnikaijukofamily. He likes Archie comic books and bony goth girls.
Jet: Local bad boy who uses his serial womanizing to cover his crush on Zuko.
Hahn: Star quarterback, despite surely deserving to be on academic probation. He was held back for two years in a row, and he hasn’t turned in an assignment yet this year with his name spelled correctly.
Mr Piandao: Sokka’s homeroom teacher.
Mr Long Feng: Creepy biology teacher who makes the kids dissect lemurs.
Coach Pakku: Grumpy football coach.
I’d post what I have of this story, but I really do want to finish it someday.