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OH MY GOOOD BRUHHH
He literally actively chose to say this AFTER the anger of the moment passed. It's been a whole day and he says this???
I hate Asmo now. He had my heart after the wedding but omg this is so bad.
SATAN AS USUAL proving these fucking idiots how to be a reasonable adult. I LOVE SATAN
Leviathan office lady cg ~
hopefully tumblr wont be too upset about this one!
mc looks a lil goofy but i like levis face, yum yum
♥ fem MC appreciation ♥
she is so freaking pretty. idk if i wanna be mc or the demons. if you have more pc pics send them to me so i can add them. i need more.
Soo im seeing a lot of people say "why are we mad at asmo! mc was reckless and she needs to learn from her mistakes" okay so. the problem is not that actually. 1. mc wasnt reckless for selfish, childish, or otherwise invalid reasons. the choice she made stemmed from panic and wanting to help, because Hell had basically lost the war (+she probably felp super guilty in the moment, of course she wouldn't just sit there!) 2. mc heard this action would have consequences, and accepted all responsability. from how i see it, mc probably imagined the harm would go to herself instead of others.
and most importantly, 3. it's not about learning a lesson!! mc made a mistake yes, and while imo the whole situation shouldn't be used against her, asmodeus didn't just talk it out!! he attacked mc!!! then berated her, guilting her by literally saying an innocent and unrelated person will die because of you!!!! that is not how you teach a lesson. the looming fear of Hell being destroyed again because of her is already bad enough. Asmodeus didn't just get mad, he hurt mc, guilt-tripped her, then continued to almost mock her during the ritual by saying "try not to act reckless again!!!!! hahah!!!!!!!!"
he done pmo. of course i don't hate him completely, i like levi and he has attempted murder twice lol. but the whole thing still sucks.
and just as a side comment to clarify, all my discussion and arguments are in good faith. i dont want to come off as aggressive or fight, im just discussing a situation ingame with fellow players. so, if i come off as aggresive i apologize!! im just passionate, lol
We all know and love the Kings, and that even if they're in the top of Hell, they might still be unable to be with the woman/man they love, mc, because they have to compete against each other.
I luvvv that type of angst, trying your best to be the chosen one, but maybe you won't be! They all have huge egos (except lucifer maybe), but i like to imagine them being unconfident sometimes, wondering that maybe one day they'll have to watch mc live a lovely life with another man and they won't be able to do anything about it.
BUT....... Yknow whats even YUMMIER. the NOBLES. i saw a chat of bael that inspired this thought. Think about it; it's been mentioned many times that they have to obey their king. they want to anyways, all the nobles are super devoted. but, like barbatos said, their kings interest isn't always their own. sometimes they have to do things they don't really want to, they have to put their king above themselves.
even in romance... you see where im getting at.
not all the nobles love mc, but some of them are MADLY in love. its really cute and all, but at the same time, mc mostly favors the kings (at least canon mc, our faves don't apply here lol), and they know deep down they dont really stand a chance against those godlike beings. it's even worse considering that some of them have to go out of their way to do things for their king regarding you.
be it foras, sitri, maybe even barbatos bruh whoever, some of these guys are really in love. they're men, and they want to love mc like a man, and claim them as their spouse, winning over the others. but some of those men theyre up against are their own lights, their kings, the ones they devote their life to.
it's such a clash in their heart, so fucking good.
Everyone worrying about the fact that Beel and Lucifer are literally about to destroy each others nation
meanwhile Mammon is selling LITERAL nuclear weapons to them. MAMMON READ THE ROOM OMG
like i love you babe but you're not helping
Hells Wedding Customs...
In the same chat where Lillith is mentioned, Ppyong explains how weddings take place in Hell! I wonder if this will play into the Asmodeus card (i doubt it, but anyways).
Devils must propose 6 times before moving onto the wedding! (If they're rejected even once it doesn't take place)
Weddings last 6 whole days, with the following course... ♥ Both parties write 69 (lol) pages of vows with each others blood. ♥ The vows are... completed with a kiss on the booty ♥ On the second day they make a love potion using a swallows womb, a dove's heart and blood from the couple (Sitri says some people raise their own swallows/doves for optimal potion power lol). Not everyone does this though. ♥ Third/Fourth day is spent visiting each others families and spending a day at their house. Cute! ♥ On the fifth day 66 devils closest to the couple are called and they solve their... 66 riddles? Son what even is this about. Anyways. ♥ Sixth day, honeymoon! It lasts exactly 666 hours (almost 28 days). Plenty time for banging. Yayy. And then they're finally married!!
Demons can't reproduce with each other, so if you're curious about the process of making baby devils, here it is too. (demons can impregnate humans, but not each other.)
So, couple goes to Lillith and asks for baby.
Boom. Lillith gives them a baby that looks like them. That's it that's all we know
I'm reaaally curious about how Lillith creates babies lol. Does she just craft them or something. I need to know!
ALSO. On the topic of Lillith, it's actually said that she creates devils, not God, and this means she's the ancestor of all devils. Idk if this includes the Kings, but this makes her defo very important and more ancient than I thought! It doesn't add up much, since I believe devils and angels were created before humans. Lillith was the first human woman, but it's still after devils, right?... Anyways.
Rating the Kitty King's butts instead of studying chem
I will be rating on three categories, shape, size and realism. This is WHB so the butts are a bit exagerated, but there is a limit... so yeah. Let's proceed!!!
1st up: SATAN
Satan... It's okay. I like it. It's nice and round, I want to take a bit, buut I do wish his thighs were a bit bigger. His hips are wide but masculine, +great arms. The curve from waist to booty isn't too crazy. The curve in between his cheeks is a little bit much and dives too low compared to the size and cushion but just a bit, it doesn't that bad.
Size: 9/10
Shape: 7/10
Realism: 8/10
Satan gets an 8/10!
2nd: MAMMON
WOOOH BOY, i might be biased but it is amazing woah. His waist is beautiful, and since Mammon has a very big torso it doesn't feel weird. The pose is a bit angled compared to Satan, but it works well too. The size isn't crazy, squishy and great thighs that pair perfectly. The cheeks are proportional too, not too crazy of a valley.
Size: 10/10
Shape: 10/10
Realism: 9/10
Mammon gets a 10/10!
3rd victim: LEVIATHAN
This one is similar to Mammon. You'd think they'd give Levi a bigger butt but it's nice and sweet. It looks cushioned, not a lot of meat, but it still looks really nice. I wish we could see his thighs more but they're juicy I just know it. The cheeks are a bit more curved than Mammon's and it nicely matches the size. I think it's the most realistic.
Size: 9/10
Shape: 10/10
Realism: 10/10
Levi gets a 10/10!
4th hole: BEELZEBUB
Beel? More like BEEBEE L. Why does PB insist on giving him such a gross bubble butt? These bbl's killing y'all (...the thighs do kinga match). Anyways, I don't like it, it's too big and it doesn't look nice and soft like beautiful bread buns, in fact it looks like he has badly done implants. The curve in between too, just look at it. When will we learn. I do enjoy his bulging thigh but that's about it.
Size: 6/10
Shape: 6/10
Realism: 5/10
Sadly, Beel gets a 6/10.
5th prostate: LUCIFER
Quick comment but doesn't he look twinkified? He's supposed to be the second biggest but he looks like he wants his balls crushed. Idk. Anyways....... It's alr. I just don't feel connected to it. It doesn't have Lucifers essence. I don't know this butt and it upsets me greatly. The shape is nice, could be a bit rounder but it's all very balanced and pleasant to look at. Would lick.
Size: 8/10
Shape: 8/10
Realism: 9/10
Lucifer gets a 9/10!
6th cutie: BELPHEGOR
ok im not a belphie fan but he won me over, this art is so cute I need this omega pregnant asap. Apart from his face and the adorable brattiness the butt itself is NOICE. Similar to mammon, the shape is nice, simple and lovely while still having some softness. I wish it was a bit bigger but it fits Belphegor. His waist and the curve in his back stand out to me more than the other Kings for some reason, and the bulging thighs really bring it all together. Love!
Size: 8/10
Shape: 10/10
Realism: 10/10
Belphie gets a 9/10 from me!
Last and most loose: ASMODEUS
okay just wow honestly. do you see the curve from waist to cheek? God damn. he's angled like mammon but it's still impressive. I really like the proportions on this one, but similar to Beel it's giving BBL, not as much buut... The shape however is very nice, curvy and not too crazy in the middle, paired with some really good thighs. Overall it's a bit too round but it still carries itself with pride and i appreciate that. +he's holding it like in the butler event lol, tease.
Size: 8/10
Shape: 9/10
Realism: 7/10
Asmo gets an 8/10!
aaand its a wrap. if u agree great, if u disagree you are WRONG. jk. xoxo, strawby. time to study chem.
