#stressmonter

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

i think we should design "goodtimesithscar" and "stressmonter" now. they look exactly like scar and stress but slightly off-color, like an offbrand spongebob toy.

Oh my goodness, they would be so horrible and so funny...if anyone draws that, I'd love to see it!

~ Mod Shade

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Stress' Hels counterpart is just vibrant and friendly as Stress herself- perhaps even more! Her part of Hels is a pastel paradise untouched by evil, mischief or negativity (it doesn't dare; it knows better). She's lovely to visit for tea, so long as you're polite and cheerful and respect her rules. Nothing bad happens to you if you break the rules, though! She doesn't do bad things. In fact, nobody's ever broken the rules, so it's all fine. Don't doubt her; that's against the rules.

Pastel Lawful Evil Stress...I can't even tell you how much I like this, it just gives me chills. Amazing!

- Mod Shade

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Red Panda Stress.

thats is. thats the headcanon. Red panda stress. /lh

-🌌

Adorable, fluffy, and absolutely gorgeous! She has a nice floofy tail to use for balance, and she likes to sleep in trees. <3

- Mod Shade

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Stress is one of those europeans who kisses your cheeks as a greeting. That's it, that's the headcanon

For some reason I think Beef in particular would find this quite entertaining. Or he would when he chases round all the nho with the threat of it

(Platonic)

The traditional greeting does have a bit of a different vibe when it's handed out with the most bristly beard this side of the Nether! 😂

- Mod Shade

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Literally every hermit hits like a semi truck no, you cannot change my mind.

Listen. Listen. Overpowered doesn't even begin to describe your average Minecraft player, who can carry tonnes of stone and kill monsters with their bare hands, never mind the Hermits, who have been doing all those things at an unimaginable scale for years. I'm not even going to try to change your mind on the fact that even the sweetest looking of them could drop you instantly.

Scar? Do you think raising islands from nothing is easy? Do you think it doesn't require strength merely whispered about in the legends of common villagers? Do not underestimate Scar.

Impulse? Do you think shoveling literal tons of sand and gravel for hours at a time leaves you weak? Do you think being nice and pleasant negates his ability to one hit KO any possible threat to him or his friends? Do not underestimate Impulse.

Stress? To be honest, I don't watch Stress, so I'm not entirely sure what she does, but along with Hermit-level grinding Stress has strength potions. Take all the power I assigned to the others and double it. Do not underestimate Stress.

So in short. Yeah, they all hit like a truck :)

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Stress hasn’t said anything about being the I.T. (Inter dimensional Tailor) because she messed up on a fitting once and accidentally wrote down measurements in inches when she meant to write in centimeters, resulting in Mumbo getting a middle schooler-sized suit. She KNEW something was wrong, just couldn’t quite put her finger on it. Now she’s just too embarrassed for everyone to know it was her!

Well. The bad news is, Mumbo now owns a suit crop top. The good news is, Mumbo now owns a suit crop top. I'm sure there will be some occasion for that! At some point...maybe... probably not.

- Mod Shade

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

True Symmetry is SUPERRR girly. 🌙

Oh, that's fun! I can just see her sitting on a magenta throne in Hels, making a flower crown to lay on the graves of her enemies. A lot of people headcanon her as a Hels version of False, but I think she might also have an actually decent relationship with her. I like the idea of False just occasionally hanging out with her evil self.

Of course, they would still like being opposed for fun sometimes. Like for example, being on opposite sides of a prank war. I imagine they hang out pretty often on the server, but True probably has to change her displayed name so the others don't freak out. She behaves very well usually, but does like to laughingly lead people into traps on occasion. It's a good, relatively "harmless" way to release some tension.

No one has caught on yet, which she thinks is hilarious. It's funny how much people are willing to overlook when you're "extremely girly". She can even put 'monster' in her name and no one will think twice about it. :)

- Mod Shade

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Jumping on HC Among Us, because I haven't seen much on Stress (or False, but one at a time). You'd think Stress would be terrible at imposting, as she's an absolute sweetie. Despite how long some of them have known her, the others still make this mistake initially. As of now, she's undefeated as Imposter. Not been caught even once. It's honestly terrifying, and the others are starting to wonder if there's some part of her past she's chosen not to mention.

!!!!!!!!!!

Stress🤝Ren

Vaguely sketchy past that they decline to mention (yes I am talking about Antarctic Outlaw Ren)