Chili Verde! || Green and Chili
Green entered the restaurant, he had to admit, it was impressive, very upscale. There was even a stage in front of the diners, some Pokemon were putting on a show. Unova was a wonderful place, perfect for someone like Green. Once he arrived in Black City he knew he would love this region, after all, anywhere popular had to interesting right? Then as luck would have it, he heard tales of a five-star restaurant in a place called Striaton, he decided that it would be his first stop.
He took a seat for himself, the waiters were too busy to notice him walk in so he helped himself to a spot next to a window.
Leaning back he took a menu from a nearby couple and started flipping through it, everything was a little expensive. Not that he didn't have enough money it's just that, he didn't wanna spend so much on a meal that would last 15 minutes and keep him fueled for 5 minutes. There were so many ads and even a biography on three chef brothers. Apparently they were renowned for their amazing meals. Sighing to himself, he decided to order a strange-sounding plate since everything else sounded so boring.
Raising his hand, Green saw a chef talking with a table of girls, he whistled at the chef and looked at his hair. It was as if someone set his head aflame and kept it that way. When he came over Green spoke with him, "Hey, tell management that you guys have to work on your greeters. I had to seat myself. I thought this place had a five-star rating!" He held the menu out towards the chef and told him he wanted the "Fahrenheit 5000 Spicatron Donut, since it sounded like the most interesting meal on the menu, and I want it on the double with a discount for such horrible reception! I mean, look at yourself!" Green pointed at the chef's apron, "Are you cooking the food or are you wearing it?
