#stridersaurusrex

[suyopah]

DAVE I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE GAY.

PLEASE CEASE COVERING UP MY DASHBOARD LIKE THE GAY LITTLE BLONDIE YOU ARE AND SIT YOUR EXTREMELY GAY ASS DOWN ON THE COUCH OR SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IN THIS FUCKED UP LITTLE CORNER OF OUR UNIVERSE..???? JUST TAKE FIVE MOMENTS FROM THE OVER ABUNDANCE OF GAY YOU MUST OOZE ALL OVER MY DASHBOARD, AND MAYBE RELAX. DRINK SOME TEA. READ A BOOK. PLEASE. MY DASH IS DYING UNDER THE UTTER WEIGHT OF HOW TREMEMDOUSLY GAY YOU ARE BEING.

[suyopah]

DAVE JUST FUCKKI. nG. WRAPPED HIS LEGGY ALL THE WAY AROUN D ME JUST NOW. GOD FUCKING DAMN I THOUGHT U WERE SLEEPING BFO. BROSKI. BROSIEDO N

[suyopah]

WHERES DAVE? I WANT TO KISS HIM.

[theseahorseprince]

@stridersaurusrex said: That was a JOKE I was JOKING for COMEDIC EFFECT im not buyin it

[theseahorseprince]

remember wwhen davve thought astrology wwas the study of clouds because i do

[mellowmelancholia]

stridersaurusrex replied to your post:Despereaux

good book

Yeah

Cool little mouse with a needle sword.

[whatislv]

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Send me a ☭ x for a battlequote!

Battle Intro: * c'mon, man, i'm not even clocked in yet.* ... heh, sorry. was that one too obvious?

Victory: * a friendly tip from the little guy here?* it helps when you hit what you're aiming at.* i do. see how far that got me? heheh.

Half HP: * alright, hits made. maybe you ARE listening.

Low HP: * sheesh, swing a little harder why don't you?

Defeat: * so just about all your EVs went to your speed stat. that's what i've learned from this.* nice, nice. good choice.

Death: * i think-* i think you. took my advice a little too seriously there, bud.* ow.

Assist: * i see that half-blade of yours just isn't cutting it.* mind if i cut in for you?

Taunt: * hoo hoo hoo.

Reacting to Taunt: * actually, dave, i do have feelings.* i have feelings and you're stepping all over them.

Flee: * hold up, i haven't missed lunch in like five consecutive years and i can't just give up a running record like this just because we're throwing down.* take five.

Reacting to Flee: * oh. i mean.* ... well. that happened.

Tie: * you didn't think i was going to let you step all over me with those time powers, did you?* please. i'm a little smarter than THAT.

Perfect Victory: * oops. sorry.* i thought i heard you say you were ready. my bad.

Low HP Victory: * phew. that sure was something, dude.* but beating me just isn't something you do, you know?* hope there's no hard feelings.

Finishing Move: * hey, this has been a real gast and all, but

{{ BONUS: i listened to DJ Hero remixes for this and i need you to appreciate how good the heard it through the grapevine-feel good inc mix is im smh man }}

[blackpalaclin]

stridersaurusrex replied to your post “raindrop cake is such a fucking kin food and i want to experience...”

IS THAT THE THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A BIG DROP OF WATER BC,,,

Y E A H THATS THE ON E