Nov 8, 2025
i reckon daves anxiety and knight in shining armour instinct might make him a lil extra insane and overprotective as a guardian, probably to a somewhat problematic degree bc strilondes are incapable of being normal about anything
he tries to seem nonchalant about it but... thats his emotional support baby bro... if you thought director d was an insufferable drama queen before, just wait til you try to convince him to leave the kid at home
#theres no way this audacious bitch would have any hesitation about bringing his kid with him everywhere for the fun of it;#on set and in meetings - hes yapping away to him like dirks his cowriter/producer the whole time...#waiting appropriate intervals for a 'response' from the baby... and no ones allowed to interrupt.#as per usual its not clear if this is another ironic stunt or if dave has genuinely lost his mind.#for better and worse hed sooo be on the 'over the top' extreme of parenting. that little shit (dirk) is getting spoilt as fuck!!#alpha dave strider#dirk strider#baby dork#dave strider#alpha dave#alpha guardians#striders#strilonde shenanigans#homestuck#homestuck art#homestuck fanart#cal scribbles#cal speaks#Alpha Strilonde Guardians AU
