I am also giving you an excuse to talk about your evil stroke(s) . Tell tumblr about the fent addiction. Inform the massives (masses)
tumblr deleted the first half fml
ONE (1) stroke, technical micro-strokes for a week i assumed were migraines (they were Not)
woke up 4 am after the superbowl vomiting (also assumed it was a migraine)
roommate found me 9 am not verbally responsive and butt ass naked
taken to the e.r., roommates didnt tell them my full legal name or the correct birthday
also had a seizure while being moved to the e.r.
got moved to a hospital with a trauma unit by helicopter (they also lost me at the icu somehow ???)
put in a medical coma so i didnt die, put on like 12 separate drugs including the MAXIMUM LEGAL DOSE OF FENT for OVER A WEEK.
they put a pressure monitor and drain in my head (venous clotting increased cranial pressure, needed to drain it. they drained too much blood and i needed a transfusion)
pressure monitor wasnt working the pressure was so high i almost died
replaced the monitor, did a thrombectomy, almost died 3 times in a few days, bagged during the thrombectomy
contracted mrsa at some point, got pneumonia from mrsa, had to be put on a ventilator
once i got out of the coma i bit the ventilator and chipped my lower left canine :(
once out of the coma i started going through fent withdrawal
they put me on oxycodone to wean me back to sobriety (took 2 weeks)
i was Evil during the withdrawal and beating up everyone
they took so may blood samples i needed a second transfusion
did like 7 ct scans
once i wasnt high as hell and lowkey evil they started getting me to do pt and i got too good too fast
also during withdrawal i didnt like fabrics Or any medical tubing and stayed naked and kept trying to pull stuff out
flashed my friends one time (?)
thought my girlfriend was in the room ?????????? when she wasnt even there
immediately pre discharge they removed my staples with NO pain killers and that shit HURRRTTTTTTTT
took my insurance a full week to approve rehab
my friends brought me pizza & some homecooked food. sadly i could not taste as my tongue was almost completely numb.
during the oxy regiment they tried to get me stop it cold turkey even though i was Still very much in withdrawal
got moved to rehab after almost a full month of hospitalization
my school still has not completely approved my medical withdrawal for some reason
im straight up balding from heparin + trauma + anesthesia now. yay. biotin and collagen will save me i think.
rehab isnt really notable, im doing outpatient now. despite the horrors i live.
