#sts thoughts

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Hold up lemme cook

So you know kent never swears but says stuff like golly and gosh imagine Mark picking up those words.

(I'm looking it up and superman doesn't swear so I can imagine kent being like that )

Like he is doing hero stuff and saying good golly and his teammates clocking it and finding it funny especially rex.

With Cecil he acedently saying gosh

Imagine if even oliver is picking up on the "Kent swearing "

It's cute to think they learn form each other habits

Ahh, my favorite trope of couples picking up on each other’s habits… You’ve truly cooked my favorite meal.

Comparing Mark’s language to someone like Rex, Mark doesn’t exactly swear often. But when he does, he doesn’t censor himself. And if he does it’s more “What the heck?” compared to Kent’s “What the hay?” or “Gosh” to Kent’s “Golly”

Like you said, imagine with me.

Mark and Rex taking on some high scale heist gone wrong. Like someone trying to break into Fort Knox.

They arrive on the scene, and like anyone, both kinda have to pause at the sight of the amount of gold that’s actually still there.

“Wow. Golly, that’s a ton of gold…”

“What did you just say??”

“Uh… ‘That’s a lot of gold’?”

“No, dude— ‘Golly’? Really??”

“I didn’t say that.”

“Uh, yes the fuck you did. What the hell man, Supes been poisoning your water or something?”

“Why would she poison me?”

“Why would you say ‘Golly’??”

And while Oliver swears much more than Mark, c’mon he’s little. It’s bound to happen. He’s honestly more scared of Kent catching him sweat than his own mom—

Debbie’ll sigh, tell him to check his language. She’s gone through Mark’s swearing phase after all.

But that silent look from Superwoman? No, he’s immediately going:

“I’m gonna kick your as— your butt! Kick your butt!”

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Imagine kent planning Korean vegetable and fruits on the Kent farm for Debbie, because it's something kent whoud do.

As if mark hasn't fallen in love enough for Kent her respecting his mom makes him feral.

Kent hears Debbie say finding good Gochu/Korean Chili Peppers was hard in Chicago once and immediately asked her folks if it was okay that they set aside a small box to be able to grow them for her. (Which did require an explanation cause I hc that Kryptonian’s are ‘allergic’ to capsaicin)

I also like the idea of Kent also trying to grow a mandarine tree as well—

She brings them over for dinner instead of her usual desserts/sides after harvest and is greeted by a sentimental Debbie and an absolutely head over heels Mark

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That trend were children told their mom to shut up to see what their father would do ,but it's terra doing the prank with Kent on mark.

Like terra begging her mom to play along and Kent not understanding why it's a trend to jokingly tell their mothers to shut up and after a lot of begging of terra she agrees.

How would mark react and her twin brother to this prank.

Poor Kent only gets more chronically offline as she gets older. And she genuinely can’t see the entertainment in watching children ‘backtalk and tell their moms to shut up’.

But Terra explains that, it’s not that that people find entertaining. It’s the dad’s reaction and how quick they are to ‘defend’ their wives from their kids.

It would take a lot of begging from Terra for Kent to relent and take part.

And when Terra finally does,

Jon is stun locked. Like, mouth agape. He cannot believe what Terra just did.

And it takes Mark a moment to step in to cause. Back talking has never really been a thing either twin does to Kent? Mark, sure. But their mother? Never.

But he does kinda step in. Not super authoritarian/aggressive, but more along the lines of: “Now when have we ever spoke to family like that, much less your mother? Apologize, and let’s try that again.”

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Okay so, I was thinking about ur response to a question about the variants Kent coming to the mainverse to retrieve their Mark and maybe kick their ass in the process. So I thought, it’d be funny if main!Kent just popped into every universe and asked her other variants “Hey other me! Is this your Mark?” And showed them photos of every variant that is this causing havoc in the mainverse. The Kent variants would react in different ways and I just imagined main Kent seeing absolute Kent and being like “ohhh, cool suit” cause I thought that when I saw absolute Superman. Either way, absolute Kent makes me feel like she would say or think smth like “That guy, no wonder I haven’t seen him in a while”. And then my brain also popped in when main Kent shows other Kents photos and other Kent asks about a deceased Mark and that’d be a gamble, because do you tell the other Kent that their Mark died without knowing their relationship (bad or good terms)? Kent would be honest but that is still a gamble on its own. (For the Kent that has the one that exploded with Rex I used canon cause idk what you’ll do). Btw, I couldn’t draw bald Kent so mb for anyone that imagines their Kent different cause I tried and it looked either like the y/N meme or just cropped, I’ll try better next time when I’m not rushed. I also traced Sinister chili from my wallpaper and copied the first little Kent into every set cause I’m rushed. Love ur story btw.

Firstly,

AISDVDH HELLO??? RUSHED OR NOT IM PRINTING YOUR ART OUT AND PLACING IT ON MY WALL (your version of Kent is so cute,,,)

Thanks so much- And I'm really glad you're loving STS <3

Secondly,

I do really like the image of Main Kent, either by herself or with the help of another, finding a way to traverse dimensions to bring closure.

Good relationships or not, evil variants or not. She feels responsible for letting those know from their dimensions that they're dead.

And she can’t help but feel a little bit guilty at the sheer number of how many Kents are relieved at the fact that their Mark is dead. Absolute Kent might actually be the most relieved—

((And Main Kent needing to tell Retro’s Kent that he got atomized by Rex Splode to, arguably, both’s surprise))

Though for Kent’s like Lensless’ or Shiesty’s Kents who have relatively good relationships, they might lash out at Main Kent briefly. But, after a moment, they know their Mark wasn’t a good person, they know that, but they can’t help but grieve him..

Thirdly,

SERIOUSLY THANKS AGAIN!! I’ll be looking at your art for the rest of the day—

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So imagine when marks gets stronger Kent uses her layer eyes to shave his beard and mustache

Heating food and imagine during a heatwave she uses ice breath.

No, cause now that it’s summer where I live and it’s getting hot and humid, I can’t get this scene out of my head—

Kent runs hot. And Mark, while not prone to overheating like Jimmy or William are, can’t stand to even touch Kent during hotter days during the summer.

They’re usually intertwined in bed? Not any more, the most Mark can handle is maybe holding hands while he’s on the edge of the bed.

Kent (and Mark too) get kinda huffy cause. she wants to be close to Mark! It’s not her fault the weather is mid-high nineties with humidity!

Thus, freeze breath air conditioning is born. (Rex’s ‘idea’ when Mark complained about the heat). Immediate popsicles and the coldest breeze imaginable as Kent blows into a fan facing them…

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Imagine the mark's bragging about there Kent

Sinister : I destroyed a city for her attention it was a amazing "date "

Main mark I just took her to the farmer market you know like a normal date

The mark who is dating ultrawoman bragging he doesn't have a soft goody two shoes

Mowhawk mark thinking about stealing all the Kents for his harem

“I miss William…” “I miss Kent…”

But no one else would get the chance that brag about their Kent cause Emperor/Target Mark is already loudly bragging.

He gets a Kent who isn’t scared to join the Empire! He gets a Kent who isn’t soft and held back by humanity! He gets a Kent who gets it!

And that immediately causes irritation in every other Mark. No matter what they’re here for, or their own relationship with their Kent.

Hell, even Lensless is irritated. He’s happy with Kent but MAN is this guy just annoying—

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Honestly was scrolling and found a bunch of weerd stuff superman has eaten and honestly it brings out the alien side.

Now both kent and mark can eat weerd stuff together how romantic❤️ .

I can imagine kent eating a grande once and rex constantly waiting for tho to try though dynamite sticks using his powers

Um that's the most sus superman image of him eating uranium😭

This image is so cursed 😭

I can’t remember if I’ve put my ‘Superman eats rocks’ agenda into STS proper, but!

Kent ate rocks as a kid. Hell, she’d eat most things she could fit into her mouth.

And poor Ma and Pa would consistently have panic attacks when catching their little baby with something in her mouth who also proceeded to act like a dog and refuse to open it to let them see—

But, you’re so right. Cause I feel like Kent would absolutely panic if someone lobbed any kind of grenade, flashbang, tear gas, any kind of canister her way. And proceed to stick it immediately in her mouth.

(I feel like Rex would ask to experiment with it. If different intensities or different objects have different tastes… It would not take much for Kent to agree cause, it’s not lil it’ll hurt her??)

I also really like the idea of, while Mark can eat crazy shit. He also shouldn’t! It’ll mess up his digestive track as it’s more human than Viltrumite. Compared to Kent’s which seems to be able to handle a nuclear bomb—

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Honestly pregnant kent must crave weerd stuff if she finds uranium a delicious snack, she definitely knows she needs to be careful but though kryptonian pregnancy cravings hit hard.

Mark would support her and buy like chocolate rocks and try some of the cravings that he can eat, the definition of he listens and he doesn't judge.

The twins definitely have strong stomachs like both parents

I'm so attached to the idea that, when or if, Kent gets pregnancy cravings it's either the most normal thing on the planet, or the most out of the blue. It's not even cause she's a Kryptonian, it's the fact that as a kid, she just ate everything.

Cookies and milk, biscuits and gravy, and then just rocks.

And poor Mark, he starts off trying to push her to the more normal cravings or buy those candy rocks made out of chocolate, but that never curbs the craving.

So Mark always ends up in the kitchen, washing pebbles, cause he can't say no to Kent-