A Second Fixation Has Hit the Brain
(Thank you, Mandalorian and Grogu)
So, to keep myself focused on Mark and STS, here’s some fluffy Kent/Mark headcanons I have while I slog through the smut and rewrite the rooftop scenes into other things
Both Mark and Kent come from families who take their weekly cleaning very seriously
However, both have completely different processes.
And while Kent is down to learn and use Mark’s way, he’s very particular and lets her clean a different room than the one he’s working on.
((Mark is a floor first cleaner, Kent is a surfaces first cleaner))
Speaking of which, their dishwasher basically goes unused.
The Kent’s dishwasher was rarely used as most pots/plates were completely cleaned by hand, and the Grayson’s rinsed their pots/plates and placed them into the washer.
Mark’s the washer, Kent’s the dryer.
Kent is an early bird, and Mark is a night owl
It doesn’t help that most of Kent’s shifts start early in the morning (workin’ 9-5)
Mark lowkey tries to get her to call in sick some days
He just wants a lazy morning with her,,,
They do share a bathroom sink and all of their toiletries are mixed together.
The only reason they even know which toothbrush is theirs is because Kent got Mark a child Seance Dog brush as a “anniversary present” and he actually used it
Mark did originally have his own shampoo, conditioner, body wash but he quickly began to use Kent’s. And vice versa
They like to smell like each other
Especially because you never know how long one will be called away
They do fight over if Burger Mart or Big Belly Burger is superior
Not actual fights, but both are incredibly petty when they want to be
Both have tried to convince the others friends to be on their side
Kent is more successful, as William immediately hopped on to pissing Mark off, and Jimmy genuinely enjoys Big Belly.
Lois could not care less.
Kent genuinely is trying to train Krypto to not sleep on the bed (as it’s already small, not even talking about when Mark spends the night)
But more than once, Krypto has buried himself between Mark and Kent as they sleep and kicked Mark off the bed
Reiterating this! Kent “purrs”
Her heart has a rattle due to the extra layers around it, and it’s more audible during a relaxed heart rate
Mark went nuts when he discovered it
Kent was unable tn escape the teasing for weeks
It only stopped when she threatened to stop letting Mark rest his head on her chest if he continued
Kent has scared Mark more than once late at night.
When it’s dark and she uses her vision, her eyes let out a soft glow
And when Mark is either waking up cause she’s no longer in bed, or arriving at her place late at night and he just sees glowing eyes.
He’s screamed at least twice and made Kent promise to not tell anyone.
Mark is lowkey extremely possessive of Kent
When Kent slowly starts to build her Justice League, and gets more and more friends
Jealousy is a problem for him. Not cause he thinks Kent would be unfaithful or that her friends would shoot their shots
But social media gets the better of him
Ship edits of everyone but him with her
Pool/Beach days are at least every week during the sunny months
Kent is a floater. Either on a ring, or simply floating on her back. She can fall asleep and snooze.
If it’s just them, Mark likes to grab ahold of her and float along side. He doesn’t fall asleep, though. He just watches and relaxes
If it’s with friends and family?
Sandcastles and water guns and splash fights are his way of enjoying the day.
Kent is actually the one to do yard work
Mark has, on more than one occasion, either enjoyed his view and attempted to make Ma’s lemonade
Or gotten distracted and subsequently distracted Kent to take a break inside
