#stubbedmytoe

[nasus-was-here]

You buffoon, you complete imbecile; now you’ve done it. heavy breathing 

You’ve gone and made me stub my toe

[skippydeedah]

Scientifically you are wrong!! #comedy #funny #stubbedtoe #stubbedmytoe #scientificallywrong #wrong #falseinformation https://www.instagram.com/p/B7RyBianNFD/?igshid=12wfbslpmldg

[pearlyjenn]

True story...lol #stubbedmytoe #criedfor20minutes #stubbedmytoeandstartedplanningmyfuneral https://www.instagram.com/p/B1FYEZLhdPmn5zjWeNuTnIgC1mNJtUgn8GZREw0/?igshid=1h8mf8xiytouw

[michaelseklund-blog]

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January 16 2018: Dear Lightbulbs. Because I know you do a great deal to help brighten my life I feel I can turn to you with a matter that has caused me much personal frustration and even more wasted time. For several weeks now I have counted how many of you have over burdened yourself and petered out. I want to cooperate. However when I finally replace the exact number of you needed it would be appreciated if more of you didn’t decide to become exhausted and run out of steam while I am out and before the time I get back to restore those of you that have faded and burned out. At this rate I am falling behind in my responsibilities and rely on you to provide illumination onto this monochromatic environment I call home. I think better notification would be the best solution for all concerned. I know myself and those who visit would sincerely appreciate being able to use your purpose of illumination more efficiently. I look forward to your response of longer lasting blaze in the future so I can better understand as to what to expect from your lack of persistence to go on or poor sense of humor. Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely Michael Eklund #myshirtisinsideout #foodinmyteeth #itrippedandfell #icantfindmysock #stubbedmytoe #imissedaspot

[kaytaytheswifttay]

Oops. #stubbedmytoe #brokeacouple #thankyouhuntingtonhospital #onthemend

[chicanomcgyver]

We partied with the #Christmas Gimp last night. And now I'm a gimp with a limp.. . #launchpad #christmas2017 #heaviestmental #stubbedmytoe #oldmilwaukee #friends #iwearblack (at Launchpad)

[4adagio]

#ouch #stubbedmytoe #hiking I think I'm #goingtoloseit #yesithurts #bummer #hurttoe (at Hamlin Beach State Park)

[mrperfectionist-11]

That one feeling. #comedy #stubbedmytoe #godzillaroar #scream #yeah #humors