May 27, 2024
i want to draw but the kitten is on my lap
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i want to draw but the kitten is on my lap
My fucking phone-
Dumpable Offence
Only moves once every 327 years and is otherwise a statue of solid marble
but soon enough, i’ll grow into a body that you have never touched
Dumpable Offence
When you thank them for anything, they enact the entirety of “You’re welcome” from Moana, including the bit where they steal your boat and trap you in a cave on a deserted island
Dumpable Offence
traps you in a logical paradox so you can never get up from the sofa again
Dumpable Offence
is imprisoned in your grandmother’s locket
Dumpable Offence
Refuses to leave their comfort zone. Their comfort zone is the only door out the living room. You have been trapped there for 6 months now.