Should you dump your partner? Yes.

A blog filled with behaviours that constitute dumpable offences. Anything cited here is a valid reason to break up with a partner. This is a very serious and not at all hyperbolic or silly blog. I swear. Submissions and Asks are welcomed and encouraged!

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threatens you via posts in your own queue

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is about to poke the admin of dumpable offence repeatedly

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makes their stories feel less neat by not having characters turn up again when it is unreasonable for them not to

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curates your humble blog while you are trying to curate your humble blog

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Is young but constantly insists that they are a withered old skeleton monster who lives in a graveyard.

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bleeeeeeeeeeeeh x10

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Tried to sick burn you, but you didn’t notice, so now they just look silly

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wiped out their entire clan

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Has a name that rhymes with “Bell”

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fists all their enemies to death

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Is so fucking edgy

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hums but sounds like they are whimpering

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Repeatedly hits you in the face with a plastic duck beak

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accurate.

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Despite being young, still shakes their stick at you and calls you a young whippersnapper.

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won’t let you eat slander

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Insists that “everything is SFW depending on where you work” and then goes into the car showroom you work at and starts banging the car exhausts