#stucky shitpost

[nubsibs]

pre-serum Steve : I don't need a lighter to burn things down

pre-serum Steve : all I need are these two hands and a lack of responsible supervision

Bucky : *distant screaming in the background*

[hail-hawk-eye]

Enjoy this absolute crack

[synonym-for-life]

Steve: mama taught me better than to steal

Bucky *finds something Tony's in Steve's pocket*: oh yeah?

Steve: never said I learned

[stxphxn-strange]

Bucky Barnes be like:

y’all know that john mulaney thing where he’s talking about that old gay dude who’s like “I just want to sit here and feed my birds”? bc if that ain’t Bucky in Wakanda w his goats, I’m not sure what is

[nnatasha]

Steve: did you just flirt with me?

Bucky: have been for the past 100 years but thanks for noticing

[nubsibs]

Do you ever think about how every time Steve is happy, or at peace, his whole world is ripped apart and thrown away? That every time Bucky is taken away from him he loses his shit and it is absolutely terrifying? That Steve Rogers has never been happy, or at peace without Bucky, and that every time he finds it, he somehow always loses it in the end? About how Steve's whole life is one tragic mess, where the only source of positivity, hope, and happiness is James Buchanan Barnes, and every time he's threatened, Steve does everything in his power to protect? And how people still blame and point fingers at Steve for acting the way he did in Civil War.

Because I do, I think about it a lot. And that shit

fucking hurts.

[nnatasha]

Steve: I'm off to a meeting

Bucky: Forgetting something?

Steve: oh yea! [Kisses Bucky on the forehead]

Bucky: I meant your wallet

Bucky [mumbles]: but thank you

[nnatasha]

Steve: [fixing his motorcycle]

Steve: could you give me a hand?

Bucky: sure

Bucky:[grabs Steve's hand and holds it]

Steve: you're cute but that not what I meant