#incorrect stevebucky

[somanywords]

if i'm not careful i'm gonna get addicted to making these

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: There are only three ways to do things: the legal way, the illegal way, and the Steve way.

Sam: Isn't the Steve way just the illegal way?

Bucky: Yes but it's faster and he gets away with it.

[tbolting]

steve: buck, did you eat all the doughnuts?

bucky: *wiping sugar off his face* no why would you think that

steve: what’s that on your nose?

bucky: *sweating nervously* cocaine

sam: *from the next room* that would explain a lot

[chihirogrey]

bucky, sitting at the counter reading: Those jeans are really working for you.

steve, who is sitting across from him: Yeah!?

bucky, who is still “reading”: There working for me too.

steve, flustered with a big smile on his face: You’re flirting with me…

bucky, who now has a sly grin on his face: Something like that.

[dreaming-in-color]

bucky: *frantically looking through the cabinets*

steve: what are you looking for?

bucky: uh flour

steve: ...why?

bucky, sighing impatiently: these kids outside thought I was a drug dealer and they want cocaine

steve, blinking slowly: wh... you know, this is why I love you

[stucky-love-forever]

Steve: I need your help. I made a mistake.

Bucky: It’s ok, I have a shovel.

Steve: What do you think I did?

Bucky: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know

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[marvelstufflol]

Steve: think you can mansplain, manipulate, malewife your way out of this one?

Bucky: Manslaughter it is