Jan 23, 2018
Student 1: Do mammals lay eggs?
Student 2: No! They lay babies!
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Student 1: Do mammals lay eggs?
Student 2: No! They lay babies!
When I make an effort to look cute
Me: *wears cute leopard flats I haven't worn in months*
Student: Ms. OBT, why did you wear your house shoes to work?
Me: Would you like a Hug?
Student: Yes, thanks. I'd give you a Kiss, but I ate them all.
Student: points to something across the room What’s that?
Me: That’s a graduated cylinder.
Student: Oh. Did you get that when you graduated?
Me: No…. 😂😂😂
Student A: You always say I'm bothering you.
Student B: Because you talk too much.
Student A: Maybe because I'm trying to get to know you.
Student B: You've known me for a year now...
Student A: And I still feel like I don't know you. 😂
Lmao I love working in a school.
They say some really concerning things sometimes...
Me: If your Do Now isn't done in five minutes, we're going to have a problem.
Student: What's the problem?
Me: You don't want to know.
Student: Is the problem is that we get punched?
Me: (sarcastically) yes
Student 2: Oh good, I want to be punched in the chest!
My kids are my kids
Student: Do you want kids?
Me: Not in the near future.
Student: When I'm older I hope I have a girl so I can name her Mercedes. If I have a boy, I'll name him Benz.
Me:...
Student: Lots of adults name their kids after drinks. I know a girl named Hennessy.
Me: I can't do this anymore.
Students return from P.E.
Student: Phew! I feel like a camel!
Me: Why do you feel like a camel?
Student: Because I'm HOT like I'm in the desert! *fans self*