#student shit

[surecoupon]

Every day, i drive down this road and wonder if i can do it all again tomorrow

If the weird pain on the right side of my chest is the result of years of bad decisions, a dismissible but repeated jolt

Halfway through my first semester i had this entire town mapped out

These houses are haunted, each ghost is stuck in a loop

We aren’t so different, i have nowhere to get lost anymore, theres nothing for me here

They echo this back to me until we don’t know who said it first

[oswinian]

2 essay questions

2 SA questions

9 multi sentence questions

fuck u take home exam during pre-tech week

[tequilarosesstuff]

Professors with strict due date/attendance policies: you should submit all your work on time, no excuses.

Me: What if we’re sick or injured?

Professor: then you should plan ahead and complete the work early.

Me: Do I look like a fortune teller to you??

[hnoems]

my little sister who is in her 2nd year in middle school : you’re just pretending to be busy!! you don’t have that much work to do !! there are days you’re not even at the university !! you’re just lazy and lying !!

me, tired because i have been working on a 10 page paper since yesterday : just get out of my room ffs

[hnoems]

jstor is annoying when you don’t know how to use it

[jenna-darknight]

Things I Have Accomplished Today

Got up at the ungodly hour of 6 AM with minimal help (phone call from my mother only, not the 6 other alarms I have).

Managed to not get lost in the one floor of the Main Library I haven't needed to camp out in yet.

Survived a writing class with minimal loss of dignity.

Stalked around Blackwell's like a fucking lion after a wounded gazelle trying to find a copy of Tolkien's Fall of Arthur.   

Find one.  Realize I left everything but my student ID at home. 

Managed not to cry at this realization.

Have yet to pass out because my sleep schedule is irrevocably fucked.

I am a fucking adult.

[illuminations-on-a-rainy-day]

I hate living in a student house. 

It's such a fucking mess all of the time. 

I try to just ignore it but I swear it's always me who does the cleaning up/taking the bins out, etc. because I'm the one who can't handle the fucking unhygienic scummy disgustingness that is the kitchen. 

Thank fuck I'm out of the house all day and night tomorrow. 

[ohitsemmyyy]

another job rejection? fucking hell. clearly, I'm not meant to have a job!