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I’m here with many non specific interests

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I crave tattoos like other people crave chocolate or pizza. It’s like an itch. Bring me the soul healing pain, oh master of the needles

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Picks you up and puts you in this

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If you feed me and don’t tap the glass, I’m down

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I am stress-o, depress-o, I need more espresso.

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How do I tell my boss that I’m quitting because if I work another day in this job then I will commit a violent crime…..but you know, politely?

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That moment where you have a shitty day but you manage to keep it together ….. until you get home and there’s no hot water for your shower.

For the fourth time in two weeks.

Time for an emotional breakdown

🥳

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My mom recently found some old pictures from my middle and high school days and put them in our family group chat.

My mother should stand trial for letting me dress like an emotionally repressed bisexual with mental health issues…..I mean yea I am but I didn’t need to dress like it!

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For me, anxiety is…

Getting stressed out because I can’t wash my hands because the plumber turned our water off to work on the water heater. Are my hands sticky or covered in something? Nope. But I need to wash them.

I had to cover my faucets with bags so I would stop turning them on with a handful of soap fully prepared to wash my hands, forgetting that no water would come out.

[daily-spooky]

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Get Fucked summer, we are in the pre-spooky-season part of the year

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I don’t have a Twitter, I have never had one, I do not plan on having one.

I still refuse to call it X.

This is the hill I will fight on

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There are many reasons but one of the reasons I hate the name change is because it I validated the joke from Moana

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I don’t have a Twitter, I have never had one, I do not plan on having one.

I still refuse to call it X.

This is the hill I will fight on

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I have been prepping for this state level classroom review. It takes three hours and the proctor will be in my class the whole time. I’ve been anticipating this for months. Anxiety has become my friend.

Today they chose a different room to review, not mine.

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Sigh

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Me: Oh wow I really like this song!

My brain: :)

Me: What?

My brain: :)

Me: What are you doing?

My brain….

Me: Don’t you fucking do it

My brain: you will now listen to this song 30 times a day for the next two weeks. And nothing else.

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Oh you want me to watch this movie you like?

Okay sure

Oh you are describing it to me in painful detail

Hmmm

Nope I’m never watching it now.

Also: you have repeatedly said I need to watch it, bugging me over and over.

If I were going to watch at any point, that time has now passed.

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Looking up a homemade face mask recipe is like

Step 1: get a banana peel

okay, got it

Step 2: get some drywall

…um?

Step 3: time to summon the devil

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You know what, if this is what I have to do to get clear skin, then okay. Let’s do it 👍🏻

[thememedaddy]

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But it can be a power move. At the beginning of my break, someone walks by me and I’m on page 5. An hour later, they pass again and I’m on page 200 and they’re like …??????

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If you could travel back in time, what would you do?

Easy! I’d give my parents a condom

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Husband brings up something about politics

Me: so…do you want me to lie and agree with you or are you just asking for an argument??

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Don’t talk politics with a person who will probably not agree with you, will base their opinions on proven facts, and can also provide credible sources.

I’m a history major. I know how to cite my facts, support my thesis, and disagree with you in a professional manner.

The words of a podcast host hold no sway in my domain