oh my god i remembered P.orfmas today. and now that i have this blog i can finally talk about how Insane it makes me feel
for anyone who doesnt know, P.orfmas is a december holiday made up by the youtube channel D.rawfee. on P.orfmas you give gifts to your friends (and enemies), and they have til the end of the day to consume your gift entirely. if you fail to eat the whole thing by the end of the day, the great devourer P.orfo will break into your house in the night and eat YOU
for your friends you might gift them some nice food, maybe a big portion but a reasonable amount they can finish by the end of the day. but you can also use this holiday against people you dont like and give them just horribly inedible things. gifting someone a new car, which on any other holiday would be incredible, but on P.orfmas just fills them with dread because theyre going to have to spend their entire day eating metal and probably still wont finish in time to save them from being devoured
all the episodes theyve made each year im so hooked on whatever they decide to gift each other, in these little hypothetical drawings they do of their gifts. cos when its food the portions are always so massive, impossibly so. and theres inevitably some random objects thrown in theyve got to figure out how to eat. and they sit there trying to sound grateful while also rambling about what a tummy ache theyre going to have later. and then a few of the times the gift was a FUCKING PERSON. A REAL WHOLE PERSON THEY HAVE TO CONSUME. and theres NO WAY for me to be normal about that
i just feel like this community should really get in on this. it has stuffing, it has vore, and really what else could you want out of a holiday