Jan 1
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Ford has been making good progress on the portal, Bill has been making good progress on getting in the way, they both are making no progress on understanding each other. Booze won’t make a lick of difference whether someone's rim gets salty, but hey – they’re already on the rocks.
#gravity falls#gf theseus’ guide#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stump talks#stump art#stump fics#i had a weird dream that like . the 'e' in 'theseus' should have that little uhhh#fuck whats it called . the lil fucker above it#a hate#hat#é#<- like that#i was getting dragged through the mud for fucking this up in thsi dream#my ass was getting reamed#i was an embarrassment to my community . my family . i was never going to recover from this#because of that little fuck off é#im so fucked up by this dream i DID just triple check it doesn't have a hat#it doesn't . awesome#why'd everyone bully me . im literally nice#anyway i hope everyone likes my fic where nothing bad happens .#just normal buttstuff or whatever#bill plays it so fucking cool#like i would be freaking out . but he plays it so cool