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The Greatest Event in Television History 1.01 [2012]
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Jon as Himself/"Rick"
The Greatest Event in Television History 1.01 [2012]
I was inspired to make something extremely stupid that likely appeals to only me! Read it and you will likely hate me for making this abomination of a 'sketch'.
Leah walks into Mana's house
Hello Mana! So, if you're free, we were gonna...
Mana and Conk-out are sitting around a small table
What are you-
Pondering my Cube
O...k?
Yeah, I... sorta dropped the orb... when mana let me hold it...
oh...uuuummmm...
Eli walks into Mana's house
Hey guys! Watcha...
What are you doing?
Mana Leah and Conk are sitting around a small table
Pondering my octahedron
...Why?
Well Leah knocked her orange juice over the cube, so it has to sit in rice for a while to dry it out
Leah blushes and covers her face with her arms, but nods
No, why do you even have an Octahedron? Or a cube for that matter?!
They're for when the Orb is broken Eli! Jeez!
Ok but why-
SunnyShoat walks into Mana's house
Hey all! Watcha...?
Mana Leah Eli and Conk are sitting around a small table
Leah speaks as Sunny opens her mouth
The Octahedron had bad reception so we're pondering Mana's icosahedron instead.
...Eh, Sure, why not.
Dandy walks into-
Jesus Christ I'm dumb and unfunny
I feel betrayed. What the fuck Amanda.
what if there's a cooking movie that's like ratatouille and it's implied throughout this entire movie that the main character is a really good chef because he has a rat under his hat but it turns out he's just a really good chef and the big reveal of the show is that under his chefs hat is just marge Simpson-esque hair in the exact shape of his chefs hat
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Person A: god I hate being human *takes a pill* you ever get heartburn?
Person B: yea, when I’m pregnant with food
Person A: ah, yea when you eat too much? I get it a lot then too
Person B: no when I’m actually pregnant, like with a human... inside me...
Person A: oh... the fuck?? What????
Person B: ...I’m a cannibal... you are too....... how do you keep forgetting this??
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection (book review)
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection (book review)
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection by Alexander C. Kane My rating: 2 of 5 stars
Book Type: Audible Length: 8h 49m
I really did want to like this book.
First, I should disclaim that funny, non-serious books like this have never been my thing. The only series I liked close to this was the Xanth series in the 80s. I wanted to branch out though, as I get close to 50 I feel…
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