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[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[delmondo]

we want white cock

[frankiedotbiz]

[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[abandonedandurbex]

[minitheminiman]

This is just the last of us 1

[scifiseries]

This shot of a giant excavator in Germany slowly making its way to a coal site 25km away. [March, 1999]

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

the hatred for coal mining and coal power leaving my body when i see bagger 288

[meckamecha]

Bagger 288 being made to devour mountains for coal is abuse, like the robot equivalent of K-9 units. It should be fighting monsters with Ultraman

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[mikkeneko]

please it would be so funny

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[wearenecromancers]

Gelatin is made of animal proteins, does this mean you could use necromancy on jello cubes and have a small, jiggly undead army?

gods i hope so

[grimreaperchibi]

The origin story for gelatinous cubes has been found.

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[teathattast]

[fishtrouts]

Ominous..

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[primarining]

does anyone

[minitheminiman]

No

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[james-town]

Tags from @zzoupz

[pointnclick]

whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be

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[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Noir detectives are actually meant to be stressed, it’s their natural state. A Noir detective with nothing to be stressed about, will quickly revert to a more highly stressed state than normal.

[elidyce]

Noir detectives require stress to be healthy, that’s why it’s a good idea to make sure that an Inside Detective has access to regular difficult and alarming cases to solve and also a shower they can stand in (fully clothed or not) to agonize, since they can’t go out in the rain. Don’t be alarmed if they bang their little fists on the tile and howl, that’s a normal part of the display. If they sit on the floor and cry, though, they may be overstimulated and need some hard alcohol and a nap to help them settle down. 

[jraker4]

It can be difficult, but if you have a friend with a Femme Fatale, arranging a (supervised) playdate can be enriching to both of them.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

it’s important to allow your Noir Detective to bundle your Femme Fatale into an airplane at night at least once a year, as it provides them both with a rare excuse to let themselves openly cry for emotional catharsis and clear out vestigial tear ducts, which are dangerous to clean at home. in particularly difficult cases where neither has cried for years, artificial rain may be required to provide some cover (and will also provide a humidity boost, an underlooked but important part of trenchcoat health). Be sure to provide your Noir Detective with additional replacement trenchcoats after airplane enrichment, as the Femme Fatale will probably steal his to line her nest.

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