#stupid death

[evilferretoverlord]

I had to.

[lerry-hazel]

Hope next time it's not you, hee-hee 😜

Happy Halloween!

I’m early for once, so let’s enjoy the secret pumpkin button for a couple extra days😋

[bingqiv]

what humphrey will see when he finally gets sucked off:

[lafaymorgane]

The young king Philip of France (1116–1131), son of King Louis VI the Fat, being killed by a boar. (British Library, Royal 16 G VI f. 309)

[frogsinponds]

Death had a glow up

[had-just-ten-hours-training]

poorly drawn but ive been thinking about this all day

[antonomase]

At a familly dinner. Literally no one :

Me : Did you know that Aeschylus died of tortoise-induced trauma ? An eagle took his bald head for a rock and dropped his tortoise on him. It was "having such a good time, [it was] having a [bald].

Them :

[pandozaur]

i’ve seen tons of ppl on tiktok post their stupid deaths in botw. so i decided to share my near-death stupid experience.

so i was getting some hyrule bass from the pond near the temple of time. i went onto the smaller island in the middle and decided to use a bomb to catch the fish. it was perfect cause they were right next to the island. my dumbass dropped the bomb right at my feet and forgot that i will also take damage… i did not back off. i only remembered once i already detonated it and had like 0,5 seconds to run. i did not get far. i was left in half a heart