May 31, 2021
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Ahtohallan Iduna: "COME MY DARLINGS, HOMEWARD BO-- wait, didn't I have two daughters?" Elsa: "Uhh... yeah?" Ahtohallan Iduna: "No, this whole 'bridge reveal' thing is supposed to happen with both of you, that's the whole point. Go get your sister." Elsa: "Wait, what? But I just had to fight a Water Spirit and cross an ocean to get here!" Ahtohallan Iduna: "Well, then you should've fought a Water Spirit and crossed an ocean with your sister." Elsa: "But...!" Ahtohallan Iduna: "NOW, YOUNG LADY. Don't make me ask you again!" Elsa: "Aww, Mom..." *turns and walks out*
Elsa angrily leaves the room Iduna's voice echoes in the hallway behind her "I can hear you stomping your feet up those stairs! Your father and I taught you better than this!"
GOD, MOM, I'M GOING! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Seeing Elsa cry is not just a hobby, it is a feeling, a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world full of injustice. It is art, it is the first gift opened at Christmas, the hug of a loved one, it is everything I ever wanted and it is everything I need.
Elsa didn’t feel like going to work anymore. After Anna was finally 21 she quit her job as Queen and now Anna has to do all her work.
Previously, Anna always helped Elsa as much as she could with her work. Elsa was not alone.
Now Anna has to do everything herself. In turn, Elsa could help Anna now but she is not there anymore. Working is way to troublesome for Elsa the drama queen diva.
One day Anna travels to the enchanted forest to talk about this issue.
>"Elsa, you know how much I love you, but... are you ever gonna get a job, or...?" >"Nope. I've got a job. Fifth Spirit." >"Yeah, but... being the Fifth Spirit isn't paying any bills." >"That's a crying shame." Elsa pops another potato chip into her mouth. >"Elsa, are you really going to make me get all Queen-y on you and order you to get a job?" >"And just how you planning on enforcing that, your Majesty?" >"....." >Elsa raises a curious eyebrow. >"Well... I mean..." >"That's what I thought." >Anna sighs. "Dammit..."
>"It could be dangerous, Anna! The Water Spirit could be waiting for us there." >"So what? You handled the Wind and Fire Spirits like they were nothing! If you can handle Fire, then surely Water won't pose too much trouble. Come on, let's get going." >"No, Anna..." >"...Elsa, come on, we're wasting time." >"Anna, you're not coming with me." >"Elsa, you don't have to worry about me. I can handle myself. You need to stop--" >"I DON'T *WANT* YOU WITH ME, ANNA!" >"...Wh-what?" >Elsa sighs. "Look, Anna, I... I'm sorry. I love you with all my heart. But ever since we reunited I haven't had five minutes to myself. You're smothering me." >Anna looks hurt at first, then narrows her eyes at her sister. "Gee, I'm sorry, Elsa. You had thirteen years to yourself, I thought maybe you'd had enough. Not to mention, maybe *I* missed my sister." >"Anna, that's not fair..." >"No, clearly I'm just the goofy, bothersome sister of special Snow Queen Elsa, who's good for nothing but loving people who hurt her." Anna glares directly at Elsa, who looks heartbroken at her last few words, hearing Anna compare her to... him. >"Anna, I'm--" >"Goodbye, Elsa. I hope you find some answers at Ahtohallan." >Olaf looks worriedly back and forth between the two of them as Anna walks away, unsure what to do. "Elsa..." >Elsa sighs, holding herself in her arms. "Go with her, Olaf. Keep her safe. Please." >Olaf frowns, but nods. "Be careful, Elsa." >"I will."
These two Annas are... in some sort of chinese looking place I guess. What’s happening here? I don’t know. Also, where is Elsa? Well, clearly shes not here cuz shes in the forest now. Lol, stupid Elsa. Come back and go on adventures with Anna!
[Elsa:] Sure, it's nice to open a gift That's tied up with a perfect bow [Anna:] But the greatest present of all Was given to me long ago [Elsa:] It's something I would never trade It's the family that we've made [Anna:] 'Cause when we're together I have everything on my list [Elsa:] And when we're together I have all I wished [Anna:] All around the Christmas tree There'll be dreams coming true [Elsa:] But when we're together Then my favorite gift is you [Both:] I would travel miles and miles And I would follow any star I'd go almost any place If it's any place you are [Elsa:] 'Cause when we're together [Anna:] When we're together [Elsa:] I'll forever feel at home And when we're together [Anna:] When we're together [Elsa:] We'll be safe and warm [Both:] Doesn't matter where we are If you're there with me [Elsa:] 'Cause when we're together That's my favorite place [Both:] To be 'Cause when we're together [Elsa:] It's a holiday every night [Both:] And when we're together Then the season's bright [Elsa:] I don't need the bells to ring [Anna:] I don't need the bells [Elsa:] I'll know when it's here [Anna:] I'll know when it's here [Elsa:] 'Cause when we're together [Both:] I could stay forever And when we're together [Anna, Elsa and Olaf:] It's my favorite time of year [Elsa:] Just kidding. I hate you and I hate Arendelle. I always have. Goodbye forever.
Flight Mode, Data, Wifi, Bluetooth... Elsa can't find the mobile hotspot function. A queen should know how to find this basic functio-
Wait a minute. Elsa lives in the dark ages and she doesn’t understand technology at all. Elsa can’t comprehend how a computer works, this goes way past what her tiny mind can grasp. Every little child knows how a phone works, but Elsa doesn’t. The magical snow queen is completely clueless even though she has read every single book in the castle library. Just how pitiful is that? Dawwwww.
If you were to show Elsa your phone, she would probably think it’s magic and consider the phone a spirit. Come on Elsa don’t be so dumb you’re like 24 (and still a virgin I might add)
Elsa thinks she can live on her own outside the castle? She doesn’t even know what a telephone is what the hell, that’s not gonna work!
Elsa come back!
